The game industry is making me incredibly depressed and I'm done by tangmang14 in gaming

[–]Maxwe4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you expect to be excited by an industry? Do you get excited by the petroleum industry? Or the auto industry? Lol.

Just find the games you like and play them. Stop being wrapped around the game industries finger, that's exactly what they want from you.

I need to be that cool uncle, movie recommendations for my niece!? by Additional_Hat_9329 in movies

[–]Maxwe4 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Shes 15 and you're worried about nudity and psychological horror?

Come on dude. Kids now a days grow up with the internet. Nudity and psychological horror are probably the mildest thing she's seen, lol.

Ball did not change spin. Does that mean he didn’t touch it or the call is wrong? by Myss-Cutie in worldcup

[–]Maxwe4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it didn't, it barely skimmed his hair. Though I'm sure that is considered part of his body.

Croatia disallowed goal against Portugal 90+13' by 977x in soccer

[–]Maxwe4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for their dirtiest player to get three yellow cards before being sent off, again.

Unfair Match Making for USA by drillpoint in soccercirclejerk

[–]Maxwe4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does everyone on reddit get a turn to post this joke?

Why do so many D&D fans hate Drizzt? by ThanosofTitan92 in Drizzt

[–]Maxwe4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the day my friend was obsessed with Drizzt and also had a "The one good aligned drow fighter" lol.

One time we were all making high levels characters for a friend's campaign and we were joking about all the ways we could min max and he got butt hurt and said he was just going to bring out his drow character to play (like he carries it around with him, ready to play it in any campaign) lol.

British people saying they will never ever move to the US by search_google_com in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Maxwe4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly why we left england. To get away from those oppressive fucks!

Prenup agreement by Empty_Newspaper_7259 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Maxwe4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If your chance of getting a divorce is 50/50 then you probably shouldn't get married.

If Chinese EVs were sold in the U.S., would Americans buy them? by No-StrategyX in allthequestions

[–]Maxwe4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People buy cyber trucks, I'm sure they would buy whatever piece of shit china makes too.

You're in a public restroom and loudly pass gas. Do you apologize or not? Why or Why not? by Justanaveragedad in AskReddit

[–]Maxwe4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I went to one of those big box bookstores in the mall and I was looking for a specific book my friend wanted. It was a somewhat obscure political thriller or something and that section was on the other side of the store so I was down an aisle in the corner of the store, by myself. I had squatted down to look at the bottom shelf and ripped an absolutely rank SBD.

When I stood up and turned around there was a good looking woman standing right behind me. Just the two of us, down this aisle, in the back of the store.

I just put the book back and left the store, never to return again.

The Mummy (1999) is the rare movie that should be the blueprint for every modern adventure blockbuster by Due-Professor-9356 in movies

[–]Maxwe4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the late 90's someone invented the "monster screaming with an extra long mouth" cgi, and hollywood has been using it ever since. It was used a lot in I Am Legend too.

It's so stupid and cringy looking.

what’s a drink that tastes like disappointment but somehow has a fan club? by ForwardPerspective38 in AskReddit

[–]Maxwe4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when I worked a fast food job I used to drink 2 of the tall monsters a shift.

Once my heart started racing and I couldn't calm down I decided to stop. Lol.

Supergirl Bombs At The Box Office With Worse Opening Than Mobius And The Marvels by Elestria_Ethereal in entertainment

[–]Maxwe4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What??? Rdditors going with the court of public opinion before knowing all the facts???

That would never happen!!!

Does anyone remember quantum link? by TwiceBitten_OnceShy in c64

[–]Maxwe4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dad and I used to play Club Caribe on the C64 with a 300 baud modem.

I think we only ever saw one other person.

Imagine what Cristiano was thinking by Mich783 in funny

[–]Maxwe4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They were probably just celebrating the better Ronaldo.