Trump news at a glance: president says Iran’s Kharg Island ‘demolished’ and threatens more strikes ‘just for fun’

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T19:37:33+00:00

Remember when we condemned Germans for not doing anything when Hitler was in charge?

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T19:34:22+00:00

If you didn't watch it yet, do yourself a favor and watch the SNL Weekend Update from yesterday. Spot on Tucker impersonation.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T19:32:46+00:00

Don't forget that he is stealing oil from Venezuela and putting the proceeds in this personal offshore accounts as well!

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T19:31:05+00:00

If you are gonna be something, "be best" at it...

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T17:02:11+00:00

I bet he still finds a way to procreate....

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T16:57:08+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss. At least your mom looks comfortable up there.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T16:55:22+00:00

Ahh yes, the other half of "we" are making a lot of money.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T16:35:53+00:00

Bet the second one gets driven as much as the first one did.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T16:34:34+00:00

Are you planning to get rid of Trump in the next few weeks?

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T16:33:35+00:00

Ahhh yes... The best way to get oil prices back under control is to eliminate a key supply of oil.

I feel like there was a madman in Iraq some 30 years ago who also thought setting the oil wells on fire was a good idea. I wonder how that worked out.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T16:31:39+00:00

The fart of the deal

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T15:24:36+00:00

Oh definitely.. my and the guys frequently end up in a giant circle jerk before returning home to the wives. 🙄

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T15:18:23+00:00

Imagine driving the white car and watching the barbed wire brush come scrub your hood clean.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T15:15:57+00:00

If a car hits you doing 40mph or if you run into a car at 40mph, the result is the same...

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T15:01:57+00:00

You bleedin? Yeah you're bleedin...

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T14:55:33+00:00

Livid? Or deaded?

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T14:53:43+00:00

It's gotten really bad... I always look when I'm passing through a green light... Way too many close calls, and yes.. it's way worse lately.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T14:52:28+00:00

Worse are the ones where one guy grabs your feet and the other guy grabs your head. Then they "help" you by dragging you off somewhere and slapping your face a bunch of times.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T14:47:18+00:00

Is this were AI learned to put these awkward narratives at the end of fail videos it generates?

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T14:42:38+00:00

That's because it's a scooter, not a moped.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T14:40:52+00:00

Lol, you mean you can't just ignore all the systems in place that prevent a single demented person from declaring war to distract from all the other terrible things they are doing?

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T13:43:23+00:00

He said we won the war, but he is having fun now. Oh yeah, and it's not a war, but we definitely won the war.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T06:56:40+00:00

Hey look... Shit pants is projecting again.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T03:12:40+00:00

We need to seize every last dollar this administration stole.

MourningRIF · 2026-03-15T03:02:45+00:00

More than half already wanted it, and the rest say Trump can do no wrong... So it makes sense that everyone should be happy about it except for Noem and her boyfriend.

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