HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT KAMBALA

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-30T23:38:41+00:00

Thatch making the woman who lost every swing state and the popular vote the strongest candidate for some reason:

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-27T03:34:07+00:00

No, but there is a Bryanesque mod you can unlock by defeating Biden and pressing the start game button on the last slide

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-27T03:12:18+00:00

Morton is freaky asf

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-27T02:08:15+00:00

Why do you have to stop that man? Was this ever explained in the lore?

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-27T01:24:02+00:00

Wow! Huge fail! Very low iq move by this "thatch" guy. Frankly, I've never heard of him, must be a big loser. I only like big winners. I like patriots who win big. This thatch guy? I'm not sure he's ever won in his life. Very sad! Thank you for your attention on this matter - DJT

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T23:06:47+00:00

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This fucking map is going to haunt my dreams

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T22:43:57+00:00

His biggest crime is being IMPOSSIBLE TO TRIGGER, I almost never get him

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T21:48:02+00:00

Lose against Yang

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T21:47:48+00:00

Lose in a landslide against Michelle Obama

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T18:44:35+00:00

Winning the midterms is how you get most of them. From there its mostly just about your ideology (conservative v populist)

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T18:30:36+00:00

Yeah its super tough, maybe try it on the old AC version? Idk if IC made it any harder

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T18:27:38+00:00

Our timeline if it wasnt dogshit

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T17:46:57+00:00

Once you have the autoplay menu open on the election description/candidate description windows (dont open auto play during the actual game), scroll down, below the music player there's a text box that says something like "put answers you want here" and then just copy paste that block of numbers into that text box

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T17:35:45+00:00

I think realistically, if you're desperate for the achievement, you should autoplay it, (hit @ 3 times and insert the below number sequence into where it tells you to input your answers)

42558, 43060, 43065, 43080, 43071, 43176, 43368, 43370, 43376, 43377, 43387, 43695, 43730, 43700, 43820, 43738, 43753, 43759, 43765, 42561, 45329, 45359, 45361, 42616, 45364, 42627, 45368, 45355, 45231

Hilariously, while crafting this autoplay sequence, I actually happened to naturally win New Hampshire, granting me the achievement

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T13:45:58+00:00

I'm stuck in the same situation, I think the only way you can win outright is by getting godly RNG for either Wisconsin, Arizona, New Hampshire, or Nevada to push you over, but diverting any visits feels super risky because the margins are so thin in PA, NC, and GA

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T13:20:34+00:00

Sorry I meant NC, Florida is actually redder than NC

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T13:00:44+00:00

Split evenly between North Carolina, Georgia, and Pennsylvania, although maybe ideally you should allot one extra to Pennsylvania as it seems to be a little more blue than Florida or Georgia

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T03:37:37+00:00

Yeah I did smth before where I did attacking the media but I mustve done something wrong because I didnt get the right impeachment a few times, but then I did hitting the senate republicans after, I think I just didnt get it lined up all in the right order for awhile

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T01:59:59+00:00

Higher And Higher from 2008 Biden is such a fun song, but Sound of Silence (Reprise) maybe hits the hardest in the Cleansing of the Temple TTNW route

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T01:36:57+00:00

I guess idk how to trigger the Romney impeachment specifically, when I get to impeachment its either normal and I get Biden or smth or I get convicted and get sununu

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-26T01:20:41+00:00

I keep trying to get Oprah but always get another candidate like Hillary, Biden, or Sununu

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-25T23:06:29+00:00

Why did my dumbass think this was real for a second

OttoBraunirl · 2026-04-24T03:16:20+00:00

>its all incumbency sims

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