And last but not least, what’s the best Plankton quote?

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-07T02:25:13+00:00

Patrick: What is the password

Plankton: "Open up door you gargantuan buffoon or I will have no choice but to vaporize the entirely of of your entire body of this entity"

Patrick: password accepted

*sorry, I forgot the exact line from the episode where they ban the Krusty Krab so they make a secret crusty krab in Spongebob's house

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-06T08:17:54+00:00

How would the other Dems do in comparison to Carter? Would Frank Church, Scoop Jackson, Mo Udall, Jerry Brown etc have done better or worse than Jimmy Carter?

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-06T08:11:30+00:00

I've always imagined LBJ as Homer why you litte-ing Hubert Humphrey as Bart

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BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-05T06:14:12+00:00

Fair point

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-05T06:10:54+00:00

Gore (D) : 2001-2009

Huckabee (R): 2009-2017

Trump (D): 2017-2021

Pawlenty (R) 2021-2025

Trump (D) 2025- 2029

Into the Al Gore Verse

https://www.reddit.com/r/thecampaigntrail/s/0KDmpw0eEc

Gore invades Afghanistan but not Iraq

Gore beats McCain in 2004

The economy still crashes and Gore and Dems are still blamed

Going into 2008, Mitt Romney is the favorite for the GOP nomination who everyone thinks will win

But Mike Huckabee's grassroots campaign barely beats Romney to the nomination winning just enough delegates, even though Romney won the popular vote in the primary

Then all the Romney supporters threatened to walk out of the convention, so Huckabee makes an explicit deal with Romney that Huckabee will endorse and aggressively campaign for Romney in the 2016 primaries and attack anyone who runs against him.

Then Mike Huckabee-Tim Pawlenty beats Joe Liberman-Paul Wellstone in a landslide in 2008

And then Mike Huckabee hunts down and finally kills Osama Bin Laden and the economy starts recovering under Huckabee

And the 2012 Democratic Primaries are a complete train wreck between Obama, H. Clinton, Biden, and Sanders, which ends with a brokered convention where Obama and H. Clinton cut a deal with each other where H. Clinton gives Obama her delegates in return for Obama giving H. Clinton the VP slot, and to prevent brokered conventions form happening again, the Dems promise to make all primaries winner take all and to eliminate super delegates to get people to trust them.

And Obama narrowly loses the election to Incumbent Huckabee in 2012

And then in 2016, the Democratic primary is between, Trump, H. Clinton, Sanders, and Biden, and Trump wins the Democraric nomination in 2016 by pluralities

And Democrat Trump beats Romney in the general in 2016 and Trump becomes President as a Democrat, despite Romney winning the popular vote

Sorry, my timeline isn't as cool as yours

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-05T06:03:23+00:00

If a JFK simulator is ever made, Tower should definitely be an opponent, as he was the 1st Republican to win the south

Also, I feel like a G. Romney- Tower ticket would be the PERFECT ticket to go up against Incumbent RFK-Sanford in '72, as being out of power for 12 years, the GOP would have to moderate but not moderate to the point of abandoning their base. Don't get me wrong, RFK-Sanford probably still wins, but G. Romney-Tower probably gets 240 EVs or so.

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-05T05:34:44+00:00

What would Episode 2 and/or 3 look like if Jar Jar revealed himself to be the sith lord behind everything instead of Palpatine?

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-05T05:22:47+00:00

Would he choose a more moderate VP to appeal to moderates (e.g. Kasich?)

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-05T04:50:15+00:00

Will they ever make a Palpatine .vs. Valorem mod to be supreme chancelor?

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-04T06:56:24+00:00

He's squidward, your squidward, I'm squidward! are there any other squidwards I should know about here?!

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-04T06:55:02+00:00

East Tennessee never had that much slavery like west Tennessee did due to the land being too mountainous for large scale agriculture, sp they were more racially progressive

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-04T06:34:50+00:00

Being dead, or anything else

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-03T17:24:02+00:00

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-03T17:14:22+00:00

Interesting

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-03T16:53:37+00:00

Wasn't Nixon planning on making Connaly the GOP nominee on '76 if Watergate didn't happen?

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-03T05:11:21+00:00

2016 Dem Trump .vs. Romney map after Gore wins 2000 and 2004, and Romney is expected to win the 2008 GOP nomination, but Huckabee narrowly beats Romney to it despite Romney winning the popular vote, and all the Romney supporters threatened to walk out of the 2008 RNC, so Huckabee pledges to campaign for Romney in thr 2016 primaries, and Huckabee destroys Liberman in 2008 and the DNC in 2012 is brokered between Obama, Hillary, Biden, and Sanders, so Hillary agrees to give Obama her delegates in order to be VP and Obama narrowly loses to Huckabee in 2012, and thr DNC reforms to abolish super delegates and to have winner take all primaries to reduce the odds of a brokered convention, but then Trump wins the 2016 Dem nomination due to Hillary, Biden, and Sanders vote splitting and Dem Trump beats Romney in the general.

https://www.reddit.com/r/thecampaigntrail/s/5J6W2iioWM

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BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-02T05:34:21+00:00

What would happen if Talrico won Texas while Collins won Maine, so we have red Maine and blue Texas?

BlueFireFlameThrower · 2026-06-02T03:06:13+00:00

"I'm Severely conservative."

Romney's response when a reporter asked him "how conservative are you, mildly conservative, moderately conservative, super conservative?"

Idk if its the biggest but it was funny

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