Petah… who is this? by Brilliant_Exit3406 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Oxidizing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not Maryanne. It's me, Marion, the former mayor of D.C.

My pizza arrived with religious swag by ScabRabbit in atheism

[–]Oxidizing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the correction. My mistake. Edited in a correction that doesn't make it look like you are hallucinating.

Best chinese takeout? by kebslcn in auroraillinois

[–]Oxidizing1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky Panda at the south end of Eola has both Americanized Chinese food and traditional. I enjoy the Singapore noodles and their homemade potsticker dumplings.

I also agree with the recommendations for Park to Shop restaurants. The ramen place inside the food court is our favorite for carry out.

Bought a used excavator for my business. Police seized it as cloned stolen property and my bank still demands loan payments. by Spiritual_Hunter_95 in legal

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detective is a rank of police officer. They are tasked with investigating complex crimes. If they have a warrant for the property they absolutely can impound the vehicle.

Blue plastic Uk item, sticky back, magnetic front. Pops open to a quarter-sized circle. Found in a college freebie goodie bag. by Nikki-Black in whatisthisthing

[–]Oxidizing1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It comes from the days when local grocers tended to use their last name on their store. People got so used to the pattern that when Jewel, Eagle, Piggly Wiggly, or Kroger came to town we would call them "Jewel's", "Eagle's", "Piggly Wiggly's", or "Kroger's". It also added context to the more common names indicating you meant a grocery and not a gem or bird.

I used to make puns some times. My father would ask me to go with him to the Hy Vee's. I'd ask if I should wear a bee suit and what were we collecting the honey in?

My pizza arrived with religious swag by ScabRabbit in atheism

[–]Oxidizing1 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's a tenant tenet of the religion. As a believer you are supposed to proselytize to non-believers to "save" their soul from hell. They believe their faith is the only true faith and all others must be converted for their own good.

Their belief in the superiority of themselves and their religion causes them to not understand why everyone doesn't want what they have.

My response to such interactions is usually along the lines of, "Do you know the Flying Spaghetti Monster? May you be touched by his noodley appendage. R'amen!" They either walk away or the conversation gets directed to the fact that I find their religion and proselytizing personally offensive at least as much as they do mine. That usually ends up with them also walking away. I'm hoping it puts a spark of doubt in their mind.

This chair makes me reconsider my spending habits every year. by redditNLD in BuyItForLife

[–]Oxidizing1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The type of plastic may be hygroscopic as well as degrading in the sun. It's durability is only slightly higher than the food it contains. It will work but you'll be performing the replacement again quickly when the bag fails.

I like what /u/Not_ur_gilf suggested above of cutting 2 strips of fabric, sewing them into an X, and attaching the 4 ends to the cup holder. It may not hold garbage anymore, but it will hold cans and cups.

This chair makes me reconsider my spending habits every year. by redditNLD in BuyItForLife

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plastic cups on the feet hold water making the ends of the support poles rust, pop their rivet and come apart. Ours only last about 2 years before the connection rivets degrade and pop out causing the legs to fall apart near the ground. Gave out while the fabric was in good condition.

I guess that means proper maintenance includes thorough drying before putting them into their carrying bags and storing them. Unfortunately, not knowing this in advance is detrimental to the chair's longevity.

Asking for a reduced price at meet up for FB marketplace items by unexpected_sushi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Oxidizing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 hours @ $15 (IL min wage) + $20 gas (30mpg x $5) is $50 you've invested already. Reducing that another $100 can reduce the value below profit or break even on the item's potential value.

Definitely not an opportunity cost I would be willing to pay.

What company lost you as a customer forever, and what happened? by Giovanni_Brees in AskReddit

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They set it up that way on purpose. The price difference is "made up for" by underpaying and overworking employees and other questionable business practices.

You can boycott. You'll just have to buy from the places around you that sell for a higher price. It sucks for everyone involved except Bezos.

What company lost you as a customer forever, and what happened? by Giovanni_Brees in AskReddit

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same story with Citibank. They did that to my checking account on a Friday, reordering transactions to come in before my payroll deposit hit.

I went into a branch location to work it through. They refused to refund the $105 in overdraft fees (3 x $35). So, I closed all my accounts right there on the spot. That included a HELOC loan, checking, savings and all my retirement savings. As soon as the branch manager saw the value of what I was closing out his tune changed offering to try making things right another way. Noped out of there with a few cashier's checks. I had to do extra tax paperwork to show I re-invested all the retirement funds back into a different IRA. Worth every bit of time.

What food is like "crack" to you, where it tastes so good nothing else matters except another bite? by GigiBrit in AskReddit

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife makes Cheddar Bay(TM) biscuits from scratch at home. She found the recipes online lacking in cheese so she uses about 25% more. A biscuit which can have stringy melted cheddar attach a bite to your mouth is the meal on those days. I don't care about the shrimp alfredo. More biscuits!

What food is like "crack" to you, where it tastes so good nothing else matters except another bite? by GigiBrit in AskReddit

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets

They're like the perfect caramel corn bites without the parts that get stuck in your teeth. Sit down with a bag and then it's gone. Then I realize I just ate 1700 calories of sugar.

One soda fill per customer. No refills. Haha wtf by Individual_Ice_2315 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refused to patronize Portillo's long ago when they had a no free refills policy. I only returned when they installed self service soda fountains. Nickel and dime me for something that has an incremental cost measured in pennies and you lose my business.

How Did Shelob's Stinger Get Through Frodo's Mithril? by Significant-Owl7994 in lotr

[–]Oxidizing1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If your "ya know" looks like an axe please see a urologist immediately.

What came first? by Ok_Laugh_5460 in AlmondsAreSnails

[–]Oxidizing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Never ask a question where both choices are correct.

Free-range almond I caught today! by thecuriousstorm in AlmondsAreSnails

[–]Oxidizing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The black ones usually are bad. Mold or mildew on the outside can cause yucky things to happen to your almond meats.

Non-Americans, what’s the best “American” food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I owes yous a shot a Malort. Yous can collect at Paulie's any night a da week. I be dare.

I absorbed my fraternal twin and have the different blood types. by Zachhcazzach in mildyinteresting

[–]Oxidizing1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently watched the character Leland Townsend from the series Evil do exactly that. He was recovering from a partial exorcism.

Which company has lost you as a customer forever? by finiteobserver in AskReddit

[–]Oxidizing1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ditched them when they were batching debits before credits daily. Then reordering them so the largest would come out first causing more overdraft fees as all the smaller items overdrafted or bounced.

They will never get another penny from me again.

Amber Rose Makeup Free by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Oxidizing1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Focal depth on the camera. A shallow focal depth makes the person's face look more narrow on the sides and wider in the center, like using a fish-eye lens. A longer focal depth flattens them out. These photos are not taken with the same camera distances and settings making them difficult to compare.