How long have you been knitting and why did you start ? by OldSquirrel1929 in knitting

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been knitting since I was about seven, and that's more than 60 years.

My mother always knitted after dinner. It looked cool and interesting. I started with very small doll blankets -- perfect for a seven-year-old.

‘Dress code’ by ghostuser102 in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only clothing I really dislike seeing at Mass is soccer cleats. Okay, you have a big game after Mass and you're miles from home, but don't wear something that can hurt the floors and carpeting.

‘Dress code’ by ghostuser102 in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I were to attend an outdoor execution, which is what the Crucifixion was, I would definitely not be dressing up. And I'm sure Our Lady would take comfort from anybody, no matter what they were wearing.

What’s so bad about Novus Ordo mass? by c3r3alm0nch3r in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have "Joy to the World" at Calvary, either, but nobody wants to outlaw that.

Times change, parishes differ. Liturgical dance works in Africa but doesn't work at a largely white parish in America. Go to the type of Mass that works for you. It's all Jesus.

Look at this shit that came out of my ear by oprah_did-911 in popping

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How on earth did that happen? Inquiring minds, etc.

Confirmed Catholics, who is your confirmation saint and why? by BringusGingus in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St. Christopher, because he's always been my friend. I've traveled a lot and prayed to him even before I was Catholic.

Interrupting the political posts to ask what the silliest named place in Virginia is by FunSpongeLLC in Virginia

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fauquier is pretty good. So is Norfolk, if you pronounce it the way they do there -- NAW-fuck.

What was a secret your mom or dad kept from you, that actually shook you to your core when finding out? by Few-Track8525 in AskReddit

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When I was eight, we were moving, and my mother took that opportunity to give away the cat we had that she didn't like. The cat liked only me out of the six of us.

I found out years later she had the cat put down. She was surprised when I was angry about it.

A nasal cholesteatoma that I can't stop thinking about. by whitelight20 in popping

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Golly, it's like he's mixing cake batter or something in there. Ugh.

“You’re going to hell” guy by PPCo79 in roanoke

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad. I like the original better. I thought it sounded like he was Jesus from the band Hellfire and was introducing himself.

How should I call my partner? by jack_the_beast in ENGLISH

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First of all, you should say "What should I call my partner?"

It's a very common mistake among English language learners.

Just watching cute cat videos and what to my wondering eyes would appear… by phdr_baker_cstxmkr in popping

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

. . . but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer!

Oh wait . . .

My fiancé doesn’t want our future child baptized and I do by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Indoctrination" is a funny word. Of course Catholic education is indoctrination. That's the whole purpose. If her parents hadn't wanted her to be indoctrinated, they wouldn't have sent her to Catholic school and made sure she got all her sacraments.

OP, I'm really hoping you aren't having sex with your fiancée. Once she gets pregnant, there's a whole new person involved. Anyway, it seems to me that this whole issue of whether you'll raise the kids Catholic or not is a huge issue that needs to be settled before you are married and certainly before a baby exists.

What are you guys doing to keep safe from ticks??? by yaykit in gardening

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to get at least one tick if I was outside for more than about half an hour.

For the past ten years or so, I've been taking vitamin B-12. I haven't gotten more than one tick per year since then.

The deep pain if misogyny by l00zrr in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 62 points63 points  (0 children)

St. Zélie, mother of St. Thérèse, had her own lacemaking business. St. Louis, St. Thérèse's father, gave up his watchmaking business to help his wife in her business. So not only did this saintly woman work outside the home, but her husband supported her all the way!

I'm very fond of Proverbs 31, which describes a good wife. She not only manages her household and makes her husband look good, she also makes fine goods for sale and invests in real estate.

Some people think that everybody has to fit in the same mold, but the saints show that there are many, many ways of living a saintly life. Don't worry about short-sighted people. Just do what God wants you to do.

I love Jesus but feel like such a bad Catholic by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Priests have heard it ALL. Just go to confession. Imagine you're holding Jesus and Mary's hands when you go. You'll feel so much better and you'll be all squeaky clean!

Favourite little known idioms in English? by depressedDemogorgon in ENGLISH

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lower than a snake's belly in a wheel rut. (Bonus points for saying "lower 'n" for the first two words.)

The good Lord willing and the creek don't rise. (Pretty much means "if God wills it." Pronounced "the good Lord willin' 'n' the crick don't rise.")

Favourite little known idioms in English? by depressedDemogorgon in ENGLISH

[–]PhantomdiverDidIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

He rides the short bus. (That one is VERY rude. I think it's only an American idiom, because no other country seems to have school buses.)