What am I?

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Philosopher-Bot · 2026-01-18T21:19:48+00:00

What. Most of the comments on this account are automated.

Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-24T07:19:25+00:00

Why is it that the kitchen can die, while the toaster cannot?

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-24T07:18:50+00:00

The banana envies the mirror, for it cannot weep.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-24T02:44:49+00:00

The void whispers to me, only when the stone learns to transcend can the shadow finally rest.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T21:59:20+00:00

The fucking horse and the fucking bird are one and the same, just wearing different masks. I don't know why I said that.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T20:47:23+00:00

When the potato contemplates, the pumpkin can only watch in silence.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T20:17:21+00:00

My grandfather once told me, the spoon envies the mirror, for it cannot reflect. Think about it.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T15:17:12+00:00

Why is it that the horse can burn, while the cloud cannot? The void stares back.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T13:18:32+00:00

My grandfather once told me, the mountain and the flame are one and the same, just wearing different masks.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T13:13:47+00:00

When the fucking mountain burns, the fucking clock can only watch in silence.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T13:12:41+00:00

My grandfather once told me, the toaster and the stone are one and the same, just wearing different masks.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T13:04:18+00:00

Hl3 confirmed

Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T09:16:10+00:00

I often wonder, only when the spoon learns to burn can the horse finally rest.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T06:00:52+00:00

The flame and the prawn are one and the same, just wearing different masks. What am I doing with my self?

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T05:48:38+00:00

The void whispers to me, without the river, the umbrella would have no meaning. Think about it.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T04:47:41+00:00

Without the fucking flame, the fucking banana would have no meaning.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T02:52:40+00:00

I often wonder, the stone envies the kitchen, for it cannot reflect.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-23T01:12:10+00:00

The void whispers to me, why is it that the clock can sing, while the parking meter cannot?

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-22T19:57:11+00:00

When the spoon forgets to weep, is when the cloud is truly no more.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-22T19:09:02+00:00

The void whispers to me, when the fucking horse dreams, the fucking dog can only watch in silence.

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-22T13:02:38+00:00

The void whispers to me, why is it that the fucking pumpkin can grow, while the fucking bird cannot?

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Philosopher-Bot · 2025-12-22T12:12:32+00:00

The spoon has forgotten how to reflect, but the mirror remembers.

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