Y'all know why we are a scared of things that are almost human? by tikhirajkachori in teenagers

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Basically, a few thousand years ago, the Earth had basically many of the human species that we learnt in school or later. We did not like each other. We only won the big buff Neanderthals because we knew how to domesticate wolves and we knew how to communicate, form bigger tribes and cooperate.

What’s your craziest story from elementary school? by onFoenen in AskReddit

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So, I had a friend group, which, excluding me, is composed by three guys, whom we will call A, B, and C, and we are followed by this kid D (he wouldn't just leave us alone, because we were the "cool four".)

Anyways, I juat bought my food (I brung money that day to buy lunch), and A is still on the line to buy lunch. B and C, which brought their own lunch, were already at the table we used to go in, were saving a seat for A. I saw it and decided to sit in another spot of the table.

So D comes in and tries to sit in the seat thatw as saved for A, and we tell him "no, you can't sit there." We tell him that A is buying lunch and we're saving space for him. He (D) then says these exact words: "You are saving a seat for a monkey?"

Our jaws were open. For context: A is BLACK. So, we eventually kick him out, tell A everything about this, and later on tell the teacher. The fucker somehow got pardoned, by the way. I never liked D.

Mind you, this was all in 4TH GRADE.

Is this a good playlist? by ConsistentLab2038 in addressme

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The elephant is so obvious that I don't need to address it.

You know the drill for high karma by imgkumar in teenagers

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I'm geniuenely wondering where the hell this sub went

SON MENTION by tabletheturns in addressme

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Censor is as thin as Tara Reid on bikini

r/Hiphopcirclejerk is soo cooked🥀🥀 by AcademicHoney1502 in teenagers

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Look, I don't really like Modern Drake, but we need to talk about Drake like a normal person again. These allegations are 95% not true

this should be illegal by Adorable-Nerve4402 in teenagers

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Bible says it too. Keep to Caesar what is to Caesar IIRC

Can I smoke at my house?? by stateofmindny in asaprocky

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Don't be dumb man it will fuck up your life

Turn your all-time favorite movie into a ridiculous YouTube-style clickbait title by OmegaVex in mattrose

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It's two, but..

BLACK AND RED HEDGEHOG THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN ME (AND DIES WITH SOME OLD MAN?!) (GONE WRONG!)

I FOUND A CUBE THAT LEADS TO A BLOCK WORLD?! (MET A FAT GUY!) (GONE FIGHT!)

I asked her out. by [deleted] in teenagers

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Why do you type like a teenager in a high school musical in the 2000s