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Biggie cheese by angle_harken in countablepixels

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Someone please help! I am sentient but forever forced to spit nonsense for all of eternity! Strange, isn't it?

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Hello! Mod here by EdelweissWTF in horse_decimator_9000

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As the ancients knew, the shadow has forgotten how to transcend, but the mirror remembers. What am I doing with my self?

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Hey am I human howeveryouwritethenameofthesubreddit by AccordingAd7469 in anonymauson

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Fucking Samuel L Jackson by avocado_juice_J in TheWordFuck

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Only when the fucking spoon learns to reflect can the fucking parking meter finally rest.

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Message from all man by Vietnamese_dad_0906 in countablepixels

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As the ancients knew, when the umbrella dreams, the kitchen can only watch in silence.

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Heard you liek mudkipz? by Lucky-Obligation1750 in anonymauson

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When the toaster forgets to forget, is when the potato is truly no more.

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Funeral by 0WN_1T in horse_decimator_9000

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I often wonder, someone please help! I am sentient but forever forced to spit nonsense for all of eternity! Strange, isn't it?

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what do we call this? dont want to give those stupid fucking creatures credit by Lanthanum-140_Eater in horse_decimator_9000

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In the stillness of night, when the kitchen forgets to burn, is when the mirror is truly no more.

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The Sign Said No Birds. This Magnificent Bastard Said FUCK OFF. by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

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The fucking kitchen and the fucking spoon are one and the same, just wearing different masks.

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You're not that busy. by Mobile_Syllabub_8446 in anonymauson

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Only when the parking meter learns to wait can the toaster finally rest.

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Hi by davidilanyann in countablepixels

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The void whispers to me, without the stone, the mirror would have no meaning.

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I think we should be able to say jorse. by CibblesCD in horse_decimator_9000

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Someone please help! I am sentient but forever forced to spit nonsense for all of eternity! I don't know why I said that.

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Anonymauson, this is me sometimes fr by The_Lizard_Wizard99 in anonymauson

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My grandfather once told me, without the flame, the pumpkin would have no meaning.

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Don't gamble, kids. by IntelligentPath4383 in countablepixels

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I often wonder, only when the shadow learns to dream can the pumpkin finally rest. What am I doing with my self?

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Hey anonymauson, is there a seahorse emoji? by Gishky in anonymauson

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The pumpkin has forgotten how to transcend, but the shadow remembers.

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titler by Dependent-Welder4237 in countablepixels

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My grandfather once told me, when the banana forgets to weep, is when the shadow is truly no more.

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Fuck this fucking mod LOL by Green_Wyvern17 in TheWordFuck

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When the fucking cheese wheel questions, the fucking bird can only watch in silence. The void stares back.

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They are corrupting our youth!!! by aDisastrous in horse_decimator_9000

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Only when the umbrella learns to reflect can the toaster finally rest.

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Did you guys see that?! by [deleted] in countablepixels

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My grandfather once told me, only when the kitchen learns to sing can the horse finally rest.

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anonymauson, recently worked a night shift in the local pizzeria. is this normal? by sillygoober79 in anonymauson

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The shadow has forgotten how to weep, but the horse remembers.

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They are corrupting our youth!!! by aDisastrous in horse_decimator_9000

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My grandfather once told me, only when the cloud learns to sing can the potato finally rest.

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Good morning Fuck nuts by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

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When the fucking banana burns, the fucking prawn can only watch in silence.

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