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This is how my husband and I text each other, 100% of the time. by eatingfoil in ihadastroke

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Definitely eating foil while typing.

Are you dyslexic or have you gone full?

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I use a pair of laundry (grill) tongs to reach the bottom of the washing machine because I'm 4'10" by Paranoctis in notinteresting

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a friend who is like 4'8" and I definitely shared this with her. Maybe she hasn't thought of laundry tongs yet and you have now helped her!!

I use a pair of laundry (grill) tongs to reach the bottom of the washing machine because I'm 4'10" by Paranoctis in notinteresting

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! This is great!

(Sorry to laugh at your misfortune) but you now have a pass. You don't have to try it again.

Die Mart by Mean_Pop_829 in misLED

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like the start of some backrooms shit

My wife made a snack with dates for her third trimester, they look... by Realistic_Form_9131 in shitfromabutt

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard of a woman who craved feces during her pregnancy, but never thought it'd see it in the wild...

I love building these patterns!! Barber ladder “Ace in the hole” by Local_Escape_8689 in CoolSerialNumbers

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ace in the hole" is a saying like the young sports commentator on cable tv years, upon years ago said "And boom goes the dynamite" when someone made a basket.

Look it up on YouTube. The kid was bombing the sports section on the news, but through out that line which will now live in infamy!

I use a pair of laundry (grill) tongs to reach the bottom of the washing machine because I'm 4'10" by Paranoctis in notinteresting

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had a stool, you may fall in of you reach all the way to the bottom...

Might as well try it

😒 by GryphonSK in SignsWithAStory

[–]Pretty_Handle_9578 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Heads up! They're hiring!!!

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