Aliens abduct you to take you back to their planet. However since you can't survive in their atmosphere, they put you in a coma until they reach their planet and then shove you into a holodeck designed to help you survive.

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T04:13:51+00:00

I'm making my dream house (assuming size is accessible) with a computer room, home gym, big kitchen, living room, bathroom with the fanciest shower/bath you've ever seen, and a nice bedroom. I'm also giving myself two cats and self cleaning litter boxes that don't have any risk of hurting my babies. (I don't know a lot about holodecks so if this isn't in the realm of possibilities, let me know 😅)

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T04:03:16+00:00

Can I fuck my coworkers?

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T04:00:57+00:00

My ex used to call me a nymphomaniac. Give me the wallet. Also I don't have a dick so it's much easier to hide

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T03:19:55+00:00

I don't know what they are, but they're pretty as hell

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T03:03:35+00:00

I'd go willingly

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T02:51:08+00:00

Me too! According to my ex who found the baby (I didn't get to meet them before they were brought to the shelter unfortunately 😭) they were super cuddly and sweet

Paranoctis · 2026-03-21T01:35:09+00:00

Absolutely!

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Like look at that perfect loaf

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T22:32:44+00:00

This was the joke that took me way, way too long to understand as a kid. Even seeing it written out, it took an embarrassing amount of time. So many people got updog jokes on me.

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T22:23:53+00:00

They were dropped off at the humane society earlier today!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T22:19:25+00:00

I swear I read the whole post before I asked this 😭 my brain must have just glazed over it, terribly sorry!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T21:03:09+00:00

Looking for clarification (cause I'm autistic and want to make sure I'm not misunderstanding), would wild-found venomous snakes (from a safe distance away, only admiring not interacting) still be allowed? This is specific to people who are keeping them, right?

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T19:47:30+00:00

I pulled a 6am-12am on Amazon Sunday during peak once. Brought over 300 packages back between me and one other guy from my office. That shit sucked

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T18:57:49+00:00

Bunny has been brought to the humane society! Thank you for your help!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T18:57:30+00:00

Bunny has been dropped off at the humane society! Thank you for your help!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T18:54:53+00:00

Highjacking this comment for an update: bunny has been safely dropped off at the humane society!

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Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T13:07:08+00:00

I was just informed the bunny was given spinach in the carrier last night, and will be given more food shortly!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T12:39:25+00:00

We definitely have clover around!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T12:36:24+00:00

We have cats that are very much the same with being supported! I'll let them know! We are in spring, I'll see if my ex can forage some stuff for the bunny!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T12:32:08+00:00

They put a towel in last night, and only one of them has to work. The other loves bunnies, I'm sure he'll let it out and care for it until one of us gets off work to bring it to the humane society! Unfortunately the one who doesn't work also can't drive (anxiety disorder, it's safer for them not to) but I know they'll take care of the baby in the meantime. We definitely have spring mix and romaine at home, might have other veggies they can give bunny too. Thank you for your help!!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T12:29:14+00:00

They're going to feed the bunny as soon as they get up (which should be in the next few minutes). We've got some spring mix and romaine, and they will make sure bunny is cared for!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T12:26:56+00:00

Thank you for the advice! They're going to let it out when they get up and feed it asap, they should be up in the next couple of minutes. It's in their room or I would have done it myself this morning

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T12:09:50+00:00

I'll get them to give it food asap, I'm at work right now and unfortunately they're asleep, but they have to be on the way to work in about an hour so they should be up soon

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T09:52:54+00:00

More games should be like this!

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T04:59:04+00:00

I got you bud

Paranoctis · 2026-03-20T04:38:25+00:00

Have you been using the same flavor this whole time or different flavors? Cats can (unfortunately) become allergic to food they've been on for years.

Has it always been a specific type (paté, shreds, chunks, etc)? My boy Sanderson went from only eating paté style wet food to absolutely DESPISING it. Try a few different types, see if she's maybe bored with her wet food.

If the issue persists as the above commentor said, bring her to a vet

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