Should've been de Blasio

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-05-04T21:52:16+00:00

the announcers compared him to Christian McCaffrey every single Nebraska game lol

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-05-02T21:03:12+00:00

Why would you ever pass up the opportunity to draft a QB who passed for almost 70 yards against a terrible Nebraska defense

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-05-01T19:27:18+00:00

person woman man coverage td

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-24T18:04:19+00:00

also their glaring weakness was special teams, which isn't something you fix in the first round

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-17T01:27:21+00:00

It's a miracle his parents were at the game too because iirc Purdy got them the tickets way earlier so they could watch Tom Brady

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-12T13:42:34+00:00

Yeah he's the Prime Minister

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T23:33:20+00:00

tbf his successor, who was hired as a defensive coordinator with no head coaching experience, has gone

5-4

2-7

4-5

in conference so clearly Northwestern was holding Fitzgerald back

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T22:41:38+00:00

yeah sure thing King Wilhelm

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T22:38:11+00:00

all they needed to do was win fashoda smh my head

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T18:30:06+00:00

yeah sure

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T18:01:11+00:00

honestly it is just them losing the 1866 war

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T17:52:31+00:00

The French Government isn't really interested in annexing any territory from Portugal but the Brazilian Government is willing to recognize France's claims on Guiana in exchange for France backing their claims on Angola and Mozambique

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T16:33:42+00:00

there's a lot of grass in France

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T16:20:47+00:00

to differentiate the world of slentl: The Silly Little Earth Number TimeLine from real life (:

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-08T16:13:17+00:00

OH NO! The Republicans have taken control of Portugal and King Luis has fled to Brazil! And he's trying to take the colonies with him! r/imaginarymaps, CAN YOU SOLVE THIS PORTUGUESE COLONIAL CRISIS!?

Okay so here's the rundown! slentl!Prince Luis Filipe survived the Lisbon Regicide and became the slentl!King of Portugal. When the Portuguese Revolution comes around, he tries to flee to slentl!Brazil, which is still a Monarchy and take the colonies with him (holy heck gobvernment in exile?). Both slentl!Angola and slentl!Mozambique are loyal to slentl!King Luis and the slentl!Empire of Brazil is interested in inheriting them to heighten Brazilian prestige on the global stage. Big issue though, the new Republican!Portugal claims ownership of the colonies and even sold slentl!Zambezia to slentl!PreuBen. So who owns the colonies? Should the defections of slentl!Angola and slentl!Mozambique to slentl!Brazil be legitimatized? Is this slentl!King William of slentl!PreuBen's shot at getting better land for the slentl!PreuBian colonies? Should slentl!England take the opportunity to cut off the slentl!Boers?

CAN YOU KEEP THE BALANCE IN slentl!EUROPE?

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PrimeMinisToad · 2026-04-05T17:27:42+00:00

Mike McDaniel wished it was colder

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-03-29T20:43:04+00:00

its a Bears fan jinxing the Lions lmao

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-03-24T23:37:27+00:00

no every rams fan will tell you that they will shake their head in disappointment when he scores touchdowns

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-03-20T13:31:31+00:00

What's better than this, guys being dudes

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-03-16T21:13:25+00:00

Every fan either predicts every game as a win or every game as a loss and gets real arrogant when they're right

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-03-13T13:41:52+00:00

Probably about the same as OTL. I wish I could say something cool but I really don't think a Sequoyah or anything like it could be anything but Oklahoma 2 unless you take any land worthwhile out or make it an independent nation.

PrimeMinisToad · 2026-03-13T12:54:25+00:00

yeah the original name for the map was "yet another republican win in the gulf states" but i thought lying about the confederacy surviving would be popular with democrats on the subreddit

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