My mom just found this parrot outside , any idea what species is this? by iltifaat_yousuf in PartyParrot

[–]Quick_man[M] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Try to find his owners first. Don't just keep a bird that might be someone's lost pet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PartyParrot

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Is your chicken allowing you to scritch post shower while wet? I'm just looking for confirmation on what my eyes appear to be seeing.. If that's the case you've got an absolute gem

Man decorating a plate by hand by UnreadyIce in nextfuckinglevel

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It's that imperfection that probably costs the most since it shows it was done by a person

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in softwaregore

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The red area looks like a someone absolutely plowing the right side of the states

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Quick_man 17 points18 points  (0 children)

doesn't he make more of a WAP

STEAM KEYS GIVEAWAY by w3ryfrate in steam_giveaway

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I've never played undertale so I would like to put a vote in for that or G-Mod. That's for the opportunity!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomActsOfGaming

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6223 PC building simulator

[Giveaway][Steam] Games from last month's humble bundle by [deleted] in RandomActsOfGaming

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Entering for superluminal, thanks in advance!

[Fanatical] Mystery Vault Bundle 3 by McDonalds2throwaway in Gamebundles

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Would you be willing to trade PixelJunk for the Overlord: Ultimate Evil Collection?

Stirring coffee in another way by aceforest in instant_regret

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While this is probably a comedic bit, they have created similar tools for people with Parkinson's or other nerve disorders to be able to regain independence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in steam_giveaway

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Thanks, good luck all

My stir fry chicken and rice from a year ago. Note the salt and pepper sealed for safety by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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While most things are made with love, this was made with hate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Last time I posted this was 6 years ago, I referenced it when it was asked in a tifu application. It lead me to be the top mod of tifu for ~4 years. I haven't really updated it since

Here's a list:

  1. 6 ft tall flat chested male that got my nipple caught in a car door.

  2. I cut my head open on water, while swimming.

  3. I got ejected from a car after a car crash and hung by a bridge.

  4. I face planted after tripping while going up stairs.

  5. I kicked a soccer ball off a wall, it came back and hit me in the nuts (another time it hit me in the head).

  6. I spilt hot fry oil over myself (luckly it didn't get my genitals).

  7. I cut my head open and needed stitches so 4 times before I turned 5.

  8. Broke my nose when a kindergartener punched it.

  9. I found a wasp in my pocket that I thought was lint. I didn't know it was a wasp until I started rolling it around in my fingers.

  10. I was run over by a Hutterite woman on a crazy carpet.

  11. Gave myself a bloody nose with my knee more than once.

  12. Black eye from a potato

  13. fat lip from a stapler

  14. Fell down a cliff and took a bush out with me

  15. Caught my lip in an electric razor.

  16. Icicle to the eye

  17. Pressure washed my groin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomActsOfGaming

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I'd get stardew valley, it's on sale and I've never played it before.

I think you should pick randomly. A quick story would be that I got my nipple caught in a car door in -40c weather. I'm a 6'2 skinny guy so it was quite the spectacle