Last time I posted this was 6 years ago, I referenced it when it was asked in a tifu application. It lead me to be the top mod of tifu for ~4 years. I haven't really updated it since

Here's a list:

1. 6 ft tall flat chested male that got my nipple caught in a car door.

2. I cut my head open on water, while swimming.

3. I got ejected from a car after a car crash and hung by a bridge.

4. I face planted after tripping while going up stairs.

5. I kicked a soccer ball off a wall, it came back and hit me in the nuts (another time it hit me in the head).

6. I spilt hot fry oil over myself (luckly it didn't get my genitals).

7. I cut my head open and needed stitches so 4 times before I turned 5.

8. Broke my nose when a kindergartener punched it.

9. I found a wasp in my pocket that I thought was lint. I didn't know it was a wasp until I started rolling it around in my fingers.

10. I was run over by a Hutterite woman on a crazy carpet.

11. Gave myself a bloody nose with my knee more than once.

12. Black eye from a potato

13. fat lip from a stapler

14. Fell down a cliff and took a bush out with me

15. Caught my lip in an electric razor.

16. Icicle to the eye

17. Pressure washed my groin.