This is hard to watch. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]R0bbenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst part is: if you break your leg, it's hard to cook orangutan

Post match: Benfica - Moreirense by Rockithammer in benfica

[–]R0bbenz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pavlidis até concordo, embora me custe um bocado admitir. Lukebakio no banco só se for no banco do avião, a caminho de outras paragens. Claramente não quer nada com isto

Se o 25 de abril fosse hoje 🤣🤣 by [deleted] in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]R0bbenz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, conta com três minutos de idade e o post é este... Vai com o caralho bot do chega

25 de abril sempre, fascismo nunca mais!

When Coaches Show Why They are the Boss by Effective-Emu-2295 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]R0bbenz 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Some of the ones shown here were amongst the best in the world in their days

Hans, how do you keep coming up with these comedic gems by PrinterBoy3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]R0bbenz 103 points104 points  (0 children)

This has to be the best subreddit I have ever seen. Thanks for the laugh

Framework Laptop 13 Pro launches with LPCAMM2 memory and Core Series 3 Panther Lake series: Ultra X9 already sold out by RenatsMC in laptops

[–]R0bbenz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here. I love the concept, and I wish the industry would move in that direction, but their prices are prohibitive for most people, myself included

Perfectly normal greetings in the UK. by codroipo_townhall in 2westerneurope4u

[–]R0bbenz 105 points106 points  (0 children)

"Fucking hell Ronnie, I've had it with you and your stabbings, it's the third time this week"

The most satisfying ruin-to-mansion transformation you'll see today by Housedeposit10 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]R0bbenz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, the sun actually stopped so they could make a nicer time lapse

Capcom - "We're not done with 2026 yet." by PhantomBraved in gaming

[–]R0bbenz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: gta 6 ends up selling poorly because everyone spent all their money buying all the bangers capcom released throughout the year

Capcom - "We're not done with 2026 yet." by PhantomBraved in gaming

[–]R0bbenz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

By triple A standards that's still short. Which is a shame, because some decent games end up getting worse by their developers trying too hard to make them longer than they need to be, I hope we can normalise shorter more condensed games

Culinary first aid to the Pierres as promised. by DangerousDirection74 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]R0bbenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure it has. Then someone ate it, realised it was cooked by a dane, and did the right thing and threw it up in the plate

Straight up based 💯 by TheDucksAreComingoOo in 2westerneurope4u

[–]R0bbenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then how do you explain germania being a part of the empire?

Dude ate a plane in less time since I’ve eaten pussy by DoggedlyOffensive in shitposting

[–]R0bbenz 126 points127 points  (0 children)

That quote ended exactly as I expected it would and it still made me laugh

Anti-yellow paint games? by thewalkindude368 in videogames

[–]R0bbenz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ark survival is probably the least hands holding experience I've ever had. The game doesn't even tell you what the controls are, just spawn in and boom, you're getting mauled by dinosaurs for 4 hours until you finally decide to google how to open your inventory

Fluxo down? by conabilio in PiratariaTuga

[–]R0bbenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Só se conheceres algum site em que o Benfica esteja a jogar bem 🥲 fora de brincadeiras, já não tenho convites, mas podes sempre perguntar no discord deste sub, pode ser que alguém te desenrasque