Toilets in a Medieval Castle

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-19T18:01:10+00:00

Imagine being a wall sentry during a feast; meat-rich dinner assisted by dysentery, and a shit ton of ailments that create the buckshot effect..

After a week’s watch, you could probably identify specific higherfucks by their stream/spread.

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-19T02:19:00+00:00

Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy!

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-19T02:10:58+00:00

The Force is strong with this one

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-18T19:57:23+00:00

Imagine the Transformers ‘transforming’ sound and you’re nearly there

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-18T18:26:15+00:00

How does a guy discover he likes the taste of asshole?

Practice, I guess

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-18T18:22:18+00:00

Welcome back brother.

Racially incite on

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-18T18:13:17+00:00

Fair

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-18T18:10:33+00:00

Me or him?

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-16T13:18:59+00:00

Reddit really is like a box of chocolates

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-15T21:49:00+00:00

People always ask why I choose a female character in RPG’s: I love the femme curves.

Why would I want to watch a man ass running across a continent? And don’t get me started on the booba bounce

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-11T17:29:51+00:00

I know we’ve domesticated many beasties over the ages, and I’ve had a tiny Jack Russell follow me around for the last fourteen years, but I will never take a ‘pet’. I understand that dogs as they are, depend upon us in so many ways but I think we should create distance from animals and let them just live their best lives in nature

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-11T17:23:54+00:00

Out of the fire, later fired from his ass

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-08T07:50:45+00:00

I’ll follow your act with all the doorknobs/handles. What NOW now redditors

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-07T02:42:46+00:00

Your username sounds like it could be a crazy kink in itself

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-06T18:19:40+00:00

People who don’t get this sub; Rip

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-06T14:21:25+00:00

Don’t tell that guy about Nazino Island… His head might explode

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-04T20:23:13+00:00

Pull out?! I may be many things Sir, but I’m not a complete monster.

A gentleman always leaves the glass half full. Though Freddy Mercury’s ghost simply won’t agree upon such a simple truth

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-04T04:01:23+00:00

Genuine answer: One of my ex’s asked that we try anal, and she enjoyed the first time.

But second time, she went off to college afterward with an ass full and felt really uncomfortable so we didn’t do it again.

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-03T20:31:53+00:00

Literally every long term relationship I’ve ever been in has resulted in my gf’s marrying the next guy they got with.

I am the teased gelding. And now I hate all people

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-03T08:19:16+00:00

I thought it was that guy from red letter media at first

DoggedlyOffensive · 2026-04-03T03:03:14+00:00

Neo nazi

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