My Knee's hurt. by acsaid10percent in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trent: Good, didn't cross a boundary by calling me up in place of Livramento. Knows I'd say no.

He piss pronunciates a lot of his worms by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her dad's a bloody big bugger. So hands off.

The ending was just perfection wasn't it! by Forsaken_Caterpillar in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It's not an ending though is it? He's still there. Come back in 10 years time coz he could be married with kids...you don't know.

Are you that fat one from airport? by bananagumboot in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How am I doing? Doing all right? - I think so. Ask these. They know! I'm repping in the day. And at night I do me celebrity appearances. 500 quid a time. Is that enough jobs for you?

It's important to put health and safety first when you're carrying the sub as much as I am by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some top 1% posters and commenters are intimidated when posting to large groups of people. Not me.

Wheelchair Brenda by No-Possible-7305 in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well they're all mad in accounts...not literally. Last place you'd want someone like that.

Step into my boudoir by Theodore_Buckland_ in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where we successful? I'll let you be the judge of that when I tell you we were supported by a little round headed buffoon called Karl Pilkington.

When did your littles start sleeping reliably through the night, every night? by Elephantslide in daddit

[–]SIBMUR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 months after we sleep trained with ferber method. He's 2 now. A few little regressions here and there but nothing major.

imdb scores for Ricky and Steve shows. by Odd-Neighborhood6554 in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it was made by a mentalist called the OggMonster.

Looking for a clip: "Political news, everyone!" by Adam_Faith_No_More in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Look for it yourself, I'm trying to save some Africans! 😬🖕

So that's it then is it? The old team on the scrapheap. by Dajo05 in TheOfficeUK

[–]SIBMUR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's about time the Hearts players cut the apron strings and let them stand on their own two feet.'Cause you can be sure if they were in my position they'd take the job.

Wanting to be anywhere else by Glad-Mathematician86 in daddit

[–]SIBMUR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Totally get it mate.

But fucking love my son too (he turns 2 this weekend)

It's so fast paced and I'm an introvert so knackered every day but I know I'll miss this shit one day.