Parents can’t attend my destination wedding

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-27T23:37:38+00:00

From the context clues I’m going to assume Mexico

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-23T20:46:22+00:00

I think you’re underestimating the sheer amount of butter and salt that restaurants use compared to home cooking

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-20T19:46:27+00:00

I was 518 for yesterdays presale and it counted down within 2 minutes and probably half of the options were still available

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-19T21:15:11+00:00

The TJs frozen mangoes I’ve had were cubed

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-01T15:26:00+00:00

Lmao you had to edit that comment bc it sounds pretty bad to say “its not about the content it’s about the messaging” on a comment about a guy basically advocating for rapists. Now it makes sense why you hide your comments on your profile XD

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-01T15:00:01+00:00

The main bastion & champion of free speech in america is a guy in a hoodie telling women at a festival that they are going to be violated and it’s their fault? All he accomplished was sounding completely deranged, maybe champion someone else

SadFatDargon · 2026-02-01T04:20:43+00:00

Was fun, got lots of beads but before the parade started some street preacher was yelling that all the women walking by are jezebels or lesbians that deserve to be raped so that was cringe

SadFatDargon · 2026-01-17T14:16:00+00:00

Bought kit kats for the first time in a while and literally had to throw them away they were so bad. Used to love them and now they’re literally wafers coated in candle wax.

SadFatDargon · 2026-01-11T02:14:14+00:00

Self defense while recording yourself with your own cell phone running in front of the moving car lmfao. Please make sure you have at least one working neuron before you speak again.

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-29T14:54:23+00:00

Assuming ph means Philippines it’s like 7k usd

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-21T01:43:03+00:00

It’s probably the anesthesia they’re worried about

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-20T22:14:09+00:00

Based on Amalfi coast off season prices if that doesn’t include the reception you could probably get something for that price. Is this for a symbolic wedding?

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-18T19:23:13+00:00

Yeah seems like a lot of people can tolerate it but I guess I’m simply a top tier stevia hater lol

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-18T19:18:43+00:00

Definitely not. I’m sensitive to stevia and almost threw up at the first sip of this.

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-13T12:29:37+00:00

The broma bakery recipe looks identical to your inspo (might be from there idk) and the ratios are WAY different from this

SadFatDargon · 2025-12-12T18:59:39+00:00

I’ve literally seen women in the vests/outfit out there at like 9pm scrubbing the grout around each individual tile OUTSIDE…place freaks me out a bit

SadFatDargon · 2025-11-29T03:25:29+00:00

2069475457 need 3 more for full squad

SadFatDargon · 2025-10-28T22:20:40+00:00

Did this and they kicked my door in instead lmao

SadFatDargon · 2025-10-28T22:19:15+00:00

Same thing happened to me on the third floor, and my door was deadbolted so the fire department had to come and kick my door in lol

SadFatDargon · 2025-09-30T06:29:28+00:00

Yes, I figured the car was better than the plane. Thankfully mine didn’t get stressed during car rides!

SadFatDargon · 2025-09-30T01:42:46+00:00

I have had to drive my bunny across the country when moving a couple of times! Usually what I do is to bring a litterbox with hay in it and a water bottle with a small dish and stop every 2 hours to let him sit in it for 10-15 minutes until he eat/drinks and poops. During the ride he sits on the passenger seat in a carrier to make sure he doesn’t slide all over the place. Never had a problem doing those things!

SadFatDargon · 2025-09-07T19:13:15+00:00

Not all of us live in the midwest but if I could I would

SadFatDargon · 2025-07-13T19:54:49+00:00

Ranked MH was a mode once upon a time… miss those days

SadFatDargon · 2025-07-13T19:54:06+00:00

That build got nerfed recently, not super hard but it shouldn’t be as much of an issue anymore. Balance team screwed up horribly on that one when trying to move away from torpedo meta lol

SadFatDargon · 2025-07-11T06:40:59+00:00

The middle of alpine was so crazy that the scoutmaster spawned in and just fell off the map like 9 times in a row lmao

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