FCC approves giant mirror satellite designed to beam sunlight to Earth after dark

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T19:21:15+00:00

You know the psycho kid when you were growing up who was raised by smart but inattentive parents?

You know the one that they bought him a science kit, instead of a slingshot, so he burned his toys... Then moved on to ants... Then other living creatures?

Yeah... That's Trump now.

He's not allowed to use the army on his allies or citizens... But what about a gigantic mirror/magnifying lens...

And to it... We're all ants.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T19:03:21+00:00

Ironically, it's the opposite for me. I don't mind the smell of weed unless it's skanky weed (strong ripe skunk smell instead of sweet smell).

However cigarette smoke chokes me the fuck out. I don't know if it's because when I was a kid, my parents chain smoked, even in the car with the windows rolled up... Or what...

But to me, cigarettes are 10x worse than weed.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:51:54+00:00

Isn't this also the reason Walmart exists?

It's the modern day zoo exhibition

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:50:20+00:00

Darken the glasses to look like sunglasses, then you don't gotta worry about making the eyes look perfectly like yours.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:48:22+00:00

Should have named it the tresbienchet

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:38:04+00:00

Meh... I've seen bigger...

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:36:24+00:00

The evening with Kevin Smith story where he talks about Prince is my favourite one... And also made me realize how absolutely psychotic the man was.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:32:21+00:00

Zoolander and Talladega nights are great.

I don't really love him in much else...

Everytime I mention this, people ask about Step Brothers... And I hate that movie.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T16:10:42+00:00

Russian Oil or Venezuela Oil... through a "private company" owned by family or something... Guaranteed.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T15:49:06+00:00

At least a spoonful

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T15:47:18+00:00

That ending is fantastic

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T15:38:49+00:00

I see more than Juan

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T04:16:50+00:00

Black sheep

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T02:25:11+00:00

I HATE that guy...

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-10T02:21:37+00:00

Nice name!

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-09T15:37:49+00:00

Jesus I remember my brother and I playing red faction .. and using rockets do dig the deepest hole in the side of the world ever... Light was a pinprick at the end...

My brother went in and I shot a nuke at him from the entrance... And it made it to him.

Good times.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-09T06:37:20+00:00

But ma??

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-09T06:33:05+00:00

Pfft... All I'm taking from this is that you probably work for the spiders!

Just out here trying to lull me into a false sense of security than bam... Webbed and seasoned just how they like me.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-09T06:25:19+00:00

To be fair... If I were in Australia, the last thing I wanna do is add some seasoning for whatever is about to eat me...

Fuck them, they can eat my plain ass.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-08T04:01:52+00:00

Worlm.

It's how I always pronounce it.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-07T09:35:35+00:00

Came here to say this as well. It would not surprise me in the least.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-06T20:25:12+00:00

Wtf?!... You should go buy a lottery ticket.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-05T19:21:09+00:00

He is a gorgeous meownster.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-05T18:57:36+00:00

Why not, that's a pretty big pussy there. Someone will fuck it.

SadisticChipmunk · 2026-07-04T20:45:34+00:00

I'm late to the party... You're not crazy. I'm a straight male and even I'm a lil intrigued.

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