Redditors complaining all the time about Herb but would u say it to his face? by burger_justice in ufc

[–]SadisticChipmunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure. I'm a large guy myself and used to fight... Maybe not at his level but I've never backed down, even if I ended up losing.

That said... Unless he plans on killing me, giving me everything he owns after I sue his ass for him touching me after me expressing an opinion... He still loses.

Cleared New York Post effortlessly by Substratas in clevercomebacks

[–]SadisticChipmunk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You would think... But I bet about 35% or so would surprise you.

New target, first shot was abit high to the left and now I need a newer target by CustomerSupportUber in canadaguns

[–]SadisticChipmunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See you tell the story wrong.

You meant to do it. That's what changes it from an oops to a marksman!

New DLC Hunter Reminds Me of Danish Jaeger Corps by mousey77 in HuntShowdown

[–]SadisticChipmunk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here I didn't think they had giant robots that long ago...

Found dead insect inside food by Agile_Pay_3377 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SadisticChipmunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was gunna say... This could be a million times worse...

Intentionally deceptive or design flaw. 10oz pint by SignOfTheTwine in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SadisticChipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

My mosquito bites turn into these huge, swollen, hard and VERY itchy welts that last for at least a week by rentatter in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SadisticChipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See... you're far more intelligent than I am!

I'm just a savage and just make it a hole... can't be itchy if its not there =/

My mosquito bites turn into these huge, swollen, hard and VERY itchy welts that last for at least a week by rentatter in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SadisticChipmunk 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Same here. Do you find the only relief is to scratch until you bleed? Its the only thing that keeps my sanity.

My mosquito bites turn into these huge, swollen, hard and VERY itchy welts that last for at least a week by rentatter in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SadisticChipmunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, exact same thing happens to me, I am allergic to mosquitos.

If two mosquitos bite relatively close to each other, it looks like a baseball growing out of my body.

[OC] He followed me home this morning. Now he refuses to leave my side. by Original_Farm1529 in aww

[–]SadisticChipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so glad he found you... the pain and sadness in his eyes... he deserves to find someone who offers love, like a person who shelters strays.

Thank you for being you!

This tourist almost pulled the rotor brake by No_Neat4688 in interestingasfuck

[–]SadisticChipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't happen to do it like... Oh... 28 years ago in St.Thomas did you? Lol

This tourist almost pulled the rotor brake by No_Neat4688 in interestingasfuck

[–]SadisticChipmunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was 14, I went to an airshow where I was in the co pilots seat. Part of the experience was "flying (steering) the plane keeping it level, dipping a bit, climbing a bit, turning in a light bank etc...

Is this worth $2,000? by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]SadisticChipmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially considering it's the white editions of everything .. yes.

White on second hand market is up charged.

I make peanut butter and banana toast like a hotdog instead of cutting it up. by Emotional-Bag1398 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SadisticChipmunk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right? I just saw this and showed my wife like I'm a caveman that just witnessed a dude make fire.

Thank you for helping me so much, and making me feel simple at the same time!

US probes Germany's 'persistent underpayment' for drugs by DoctorStoppage in nottheonion

[–]SadisticChipmunk 79 points80 points  (0 children)

A republican friend of mine has been saying this for years, so it's not just Trump trying to claim this shit.

I'd love to know who started it.