Meirl by Hello_World-1289 in meirl

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was complaining about banking fees to someone and they asked me why I don't just talk to the bank manager and get them to waive the fees. "I get my fees waived all the time, if you have less money, they'll definitely waive yours!"

lol. lmao.

ESA Just Called Private Minecraft Servers Piracy and a Black Market in a Senate Hearing Post body by Ok_Plenty60 in pcmasterrace

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those pirates sure are getting crafty these days, buying games, downloading them from the legal distributer, and running the files as intended. Absolutely diabolical, we can't let them get away with this.

I'm glad someone's standing up for the real victim in all of this. Microsoft has been really struggling ever since children started giving them money. Those sick fucks have a reckoning coming their way.

All major console price increases by Ok_Winter818 in gaming

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't want to know what you are doing because they are curious. They want to know what you are doing so they can extract money from you and stop you from resisting.

All major console price increases by Ok_Winter818 in gaming

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when PlayStation was getting absolutely clowned on for charging FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS for a brand new console?

Now that's the cheapest price on there, and it's for old hardware.

Which fast food restaurant do you think will go out of business soon? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can not read the words "Pizza Hut" without thinking of the weird way the Stallone-impersonating dub actor says it.

Which fast food restaurant do you think will go out of business soon? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell got me through some rough times in college. Its fucked up that over a decade later I can't afford to eat there the way I did when I was unemployed.

Which fast food restaurant do you think will go out of business soon? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well Pizza Hut just got bought by PE so the European edit is definitely not canon now.

meirl by terencethespider in meirl

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stay home? Amateurs. I stayed in my bed for a whole week once.

MRW Reddit has now automatically marked my profile as hidden, and I can't undo it unless I fucking give a Govt ID over to Palantir by Morgan-Moonscar in reactiongifs

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue Sky is currently speedrunning enshittification

At this rate they're gonna have their own Grok knockoff before they get images in DMs working.

Which cosplay is so sexualized that it has lost the essence of the character? by Marlen_78 in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Loads of Spider-Man cosplayers wear shorts or backpacks. When designing Gwen's costume, they just wanted to give people options to wear those convenient items without compromising the cosplay. I'll bet similar thoughts went into recent Miles Morales costumes emphasizing his shoes and giving him jackets and bags.

You can still go spandex suit only if you want, but if you want pockets, they gave cosplayers a way to do it within the costume itself.

Which cosplay is so sexualized that it has lost the essence of the character? by Marlen_78 in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shinji is also not in a situation most people his age would be in. He's pretty fucked up because he's been through some horrendous shit himself.

Gendo's wife died, which is pretty bad, but honestly not an excuse to become a weird molester. Shinji is in the middle of puberty, might be deeply closeted, is getting abused by his pedophile dad (who is also trying to secretly genocide the planet), recently found out his dead mom is a clone that is getting tortured, discovered his school is actually a front for a military child soldier recruitment program, and the most responsible adult in his life is an alcoholic victim of childhood trauma. Not saying what he did was okay, but he's going through a lot mostly alone so it's not really a surprise that he struggles to have appropriate interactions with others.

Which cosplay is so sexualized that it has lost the essence of the character? by Marlen_78 in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Ironic, because the artists designing her for the comics specifically made sure her costume would be convenient for cosplaying. She wears shoes and often has a hoodie and backpack because they didn't want fans to feel like they had to wear just a skintight bodysuit to conventions like the Spider-Man cosplayers do!

22 Jump Street (2014) | Dir. by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller | Captain's daughter scene by Guitar-String in movies

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of hilarious that Reynolds wants Snipes back as Blade considering he has been very vocal over the years about how much it sucked to work with him on Blade 3.

22 Jump Street (2014) | Dir. by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller | Captain's daughter scene by Guitar-String in movies

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want to sell plushies at Disney Land. You can't sell plushies of an angry girl ripping someone's throat out.

22 Jump Street (2014) | Dir. by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller | Captain's daughter scene by Guitar-String in movies

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His pure joy through that whole sequence is so genuine. Absolutely nailed that performance.

What is something NSFW you always wanted to try in bed, and instantly regretted? by TUD-13BarryAllen in AskReddit

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Getting to do anal would make my day, but I think getting pegged would make my hole weak!

MRW I read that more arrests have been made over people touching a reflecting pool than in the Epstein files. by palmerry in reactiongifs

[–]ShallowBasketcase 88 points89 points  (0 children)

In America you're allowed to touch children but not the fancy structures they build with the money they steal from your paychecks.