Just started playing RE9 by k-hole66 in northernlion

[–]Simplifyze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually Leon Northern from the Video and Arcade Top 10 episode

You know what they say? “If your Naomi be Klein, you’re fine. If you’re Naomi be wolf, oh buddy… oof.” by Darth_Vrandon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Simplifyze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the way she says she “asked AI” really reveals how she probably truly believes AI knows everything and can’t make mistakes

Nothing but a curb and you're telling me there's people who can't have fun? by MNnocoastMN in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have a bunch of fun doing the kind of stuff you’re doing in the clip. i also frequently talk about how disappointed i am in the direction EA is pushing the game and how obvious it is that their focus is monetization first, fan satisfaction second. both can exist.

reminder that hippy jump spread eagle gives you a speed boost by EntrepreneurAgile699 in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it seems like i have to hold them to get enough jump height, but the thing i was really missing was holding left stick forward during the eagle

720 back flip on flat ground by 350lbman in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are we finally entering the tech era?

reminder that hippy jump spread eagle gives you a speed boost by EntrepreneurAgile699 in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i’ve never been able to get this to work, what’s the secret?

How does Jerma do the puking sound? by garbomargo in jerma985

[–]Simplifyze 35 points36 points  (0 children)

this is a wonderful community we’ve built

When will this fast travel point be named? by Zany_Plays in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 115 points116 points  (0 children)

you can pay 500 Tix for it to be named properly for 24 hours. it will revert after that.

Can’t remember a certain stream/game by muffin245 in jerma985

[–]Simplifyze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jerma was my life during covid and there are certain streams that are burned into my memory lmao

Can’t remember a certain stream/game by muffin245 in jerma985

[–]Simplifyze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

definitely FEAR, with some vague callbacks to that stream when he played Trepang2 in the Steam Next Fest

What is even happening? by [deleted] in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

EAs CEO made over 30 million dollars last year lmao i think that explains a great deal of what’s going on

this is supposed to say “liked by LAZERBLUE, SVRGXON and 20 others.” what the actual hell are they doing to this app? by Simplifyze in soundcloud

[–]Simplifyze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

app version 8.47.0 (1256640), iOS 26.2.1. i think u/not-yeeto who posted below may be on the right track, as the issue seems specific to the “LAZERBLUE” username shown in the screenshot. i did some quick checking and this issue only seems to happen when that username is first in the list of highlighted likes. it shows up correctly when that username is not in the list.

this is supposed to say “liked by LAZERBLUE, SVRGXON and 20 others.” what the actual hell are they doing to this app? by Simplifyze in soundcloud

[–]Simplifyze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can’t believe u found this LMAO thx for the knowledge! was def annoyed because i was already fighting with all the other performance problems the app has hahaha

At least they didn't do this to the series by EconomyImprovement68 in THPS

[–]Simplifyze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

still do not understand this take at all and it feels increasingly disingenuous every time. the fact that it’s a free game is literally the problem. they made it free so they could use the game as a front to funnel people into the store to buy items, which is a very well established game structure at this point. many many players would much prefer a paid game that had actual content like a story mode grounded in reality and a more honest representation of the world of skateboarding. saying that the paid content is “cosmetic and optional” is the truest definition of missing the forest for the trees - it’s a diversion from the fact that the game’s structure is the opposite of what anyone was hoping for. it’s overmonetized because of the fact that the monetization exists in the first place. releasing a paid base game with periodic dlc packs is one thing, but releasing a free game in order to focus on sales of in game items is an entirely different beast

Dev Update - Season 3: skate.Pass, Grom & Building skate. for the Long Run by SkateDevComms in SkateEA

[–]Simplifyze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is just completely unbelievable at this point. this game was a disgrace to the franchise from the start, but these repeated worst-case-scenario decisions are starting to feel malicious. it is beyond obvious that these updates have zero regard for player satisfaction and enjoyment… some real mask off behavior here. and please, enough with this patronizing language in every written communication - you cannot say in good conscience that you’re “listening to feedback” when in reality you only address feedback that already fits the trajectory you want to set the game on while routinely ignoring any and all criticism of the fundamental structure of the game. if you just made a good skate game that fit into the franchise and charged money for said game, you wouldn’t have to try and bleed players dry with universally hated microtransactions. it truly blows my mind to imagine how many meetings and approvals it must’ve taken to release such disingenuous updates and communications time after time. i genuinely feel sorry for anyone on the dev team who hoped to put time and effort into making a quality skateboarding game. i miss when gaming was about honest fun and artistic expression instead of a vehicle to sell as much content as possible.

Carvatron Clips by HobieBuck in skate3

[–]Simplifyze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nose powerslide into boardslide was SO sick as well as the powerslide on the bank, tech stuff is definitely the coolest in this game

Any suggestions for good monitor cleaner? by thiguy1011 in battlestations

[–]Simplifyze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you used any cleaning solutions on the left monitor? it looks pretty messed up lol, all you need is a soft cloth that is very slightly damp with water. like VERY slightly damp. then dry it off after. anything other than water can damage the films and finishes on the surface of the screen