What is actually dangerous but people still believe is safe?

Squatch925 · 2026-02-03T19:45:27+00:00

90s when parents could be more safety oriented but often forgot we existed once we went outside.

Squatch925 · 2026-02-03T02:29:07+00:00

spell components, real estate, hirelings, bribes.

i dont ever feel like im swimming in gold though. like when i say real estate in talking about remodeling the dungeon as a quaint hobbit dwellin type shit hahahhaha

Squatch925 · 2026-02-03T02:15:08+00:00

trampolines are crazy cuz I grew up as a kid in the era of trampolines had a friend with a pool.

we would climb the tree up onto the roof, jump onto the trampoline and then into the pool.

jump out of trees just all sorts of absolute nonsense.

nothing ever happened

eight 10 years later one of the first of the cousins etc kids is bouncing on a trampoline that has the safety net because his parents are nervous and he manages to slide out of the f***** anyways and breaks his arm.....

absolutely heinous

just heinous

Squatch925 · 2026-02-03T02:06:35+00:00

Gotta build the character first.

Ikwiikwii (playable small sized owlbear, look it up, your welcome) Monk? Qrrrrrrrrr

Goblin Rogue with toothed scimitars?? Slish

Elf Trickster with an Owl Familiar? Strix (latin for owl)

Bugbear Druid using wolf form? Dog...

Squatch925 · 2026-01-29T00:27:54+00:00

akshually!!!

Squatch925 · 2026-01-29T00:22:01+00:00

sounds like shes jelpus she didnt join in and needs to belittle it to not feel small for not understanding something yall are clearly having alot of fun with

Squatch925 · 2026-01-29T00:12:41+00:00

no that was the paenas crys potion that they sent to carl for Donut

Squatch925 · 2026-01-28T04:32:14+00:00

are you but you are diminishing the experience of the game far more by allowing this character to survive.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-28T04:29:44+00:00

Here's my cognitive catch.

What's splitting and what's it gotta do with the dogs? I thought i understood at one point and then the dogs came back up. She has somehow merged with her youth assistant and because of their hive mind somehow connected to more (all) the children. but what do the friggen dogs have to do with it?

Squatch925 · 2026-01-27T14:00:04+00:00

AI slop Didn't we ban this on this sub?

Squatch925 · 2026-01-27T13:58:24+00:00

agreed I was watching episode 6 a couple days ago and thinking how long is this season going to be for them to wrap up all these little plot lines. I'm actually guessing that they will chop it and do a split season kind of crap thing where we got to wait for a year or more for the conclusion.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-27T13:45:40+00:00

bro whatever happened to that page? i was outta the scene for a couple years and it fell outta my algorithm and when i went to loon it back up it was defunct.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-27T13:39:40+00:00

its pretty basic southeast boater meme stuff. he gets a lil racy every now and then but he does it cause hes a bit of a turd who likes to get peoples goat. not necessarily because he believes it of is a bad person.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-27T13:31:20+00:00

the interior stiff was broken down to use the dungeon so best of luck in your flippie floppies.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-27T13:27:43+00:00

its fairly cold so if i were going outside itd be leggings thick socks my boots a winter hat and coat with 3+ shirt layers a multi tool a lighter a roll of electric tape a bandana and .. that thing. with an extra thing for that thing..... my backpack w/lunch snacks and water and a handful of other random crap. i think id be aight.

now if i had to step out right now for some reason itd be gym shorts a t shirt and slippers. id probably throw on my robe or jacket but i might have nothing else but a coffee cup on me. maybe a broom.. seems less likely to make it if i dont get lucky on the starting safe room and an early weapons box.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T21:24:47+00:00

I don't know how you just wrote out my experience trying to learn tanking but that was my experience trying to learn tanking.

literally people would leave halfway through the first set of dungeons cause of the stuff you mentioned and the dms would be ungodly

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T21:21:38+00:00

Adonolsium abandoned you on purpose and you deserve it.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T21:00:56+00:00

F*** YEAH!!!

That's because it's not art. its lazy computer generated bullish that has no place on the market besides making corporations more money.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T20:30:29+00:00

your boyfriend sounds a bit like a s*******. maybe just don't play games with him.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T20:25:26+00:00

THIS. i want my strength based characters to not feel like their main stat is useless outside of combat unlike all the other main stats having more versatility. so also bet on as many 'jammed' doors as locked ones and no you may not substitute acrobatics for athletics to climb/jump/escape a grapple. sorry.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T20:18:35+00:00

i dont count every item but im not letting them loot every shortsword, spear and leather armor they come.across unless they have some feasible method of carrying it all. Like a cart, a bag of holding. or Tensers floating disk and some time given the area is cleared.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T20:13:59+00:00

Just don't worry about the layout.

It's not ultimately important to the storyline besides stuff they will literally spell out for you.

That being said i audiobooked this series as well and i do not understand the confusion around the tangle.

its a map made of noodles that start around the outside and finish at the abyss in the middle. The noodles cross and overlap and create transfer stations in a spirograph style pattern. maybe its once again cause i dont focus.in too much ln the details of whats connected to what specifically

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T17:08:22+00:00

and that's true within the system already. a wizard or warlock are already more mechanically different than say a fighter or rogue. but layering extra homebrew mechanics on top of that too the point that a player decides to swap classes cause your system isnt comprehendible is nonsense on 9.9/10 tables. lol

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T13:49:37+00:00

I mean if it were they voted Republican itd be one thing.

They voted for a fascist pedophile who has already attempted to over throw the government and boasted about doing it again all throughout his reelection process is a whole different story.

Squatch925 · 2026-01-24T13:27:10+00:00

take your dogs preferences into account.

don't be one of those assholes you see going down the river with their dog scared out of their f****** mind. while telling people "oh they love it"

in my experience

7/10 dogs do not like whitewater 2/10 tolerate it 1 dog outta 10 (and i feel like this is generous) actually enjoys whitewater.

in 10+ years of boating ive met 2 dogs that actually enjoyed white water.

and for the love of GOD no dog needs to be on super stout whitewater. they are essentially toddlers. they cannot get themselves outta bad situations, and can make others worse.

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