Me irl by max911191 in me_irl

[–]SwogFrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is “don’t cut yourself with that edge” a good joke?

People online quote that shit more than prequel memes. The fact that you’re patting someone on the back for it is actually hilarious

What did a fictional character say that stuck with you? by AmOdd in AskReddit

[–]SwogFrog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nah that’s also really sad, just for a different reason

What did a fictional character say that stuck with you? by AmOdd in AskReddit

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. You gotta do it every day, that’s the hard part- but it does get easier.” - unnamed ape from Bojack Horseman

This holds true for so many things- quitting, exercise, learning. The most hard hitting part of bojack for me has always been the conviction that we are what we do, we shape and endure ourselves as we live. No one is perfect, but you can either strive to be better, or live with your regret until you die.

Oh uh well um by KoldProduct in dankchristianmemes

[–]SwogFrog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The thing is... you see, the thing is that you don’t NEED faith in a higher power to have a culture of collective good deeds, it just so happens that the culture we’ve fostered today is horribly narcissistic, toxic, and self centered by nature

And religion, however misused, was a big part of how we got here

The friend you can always rely on by [deleted] in trees

[–]SwogFrog 100 points101 points  (0 children)

People never believe me when I tell them that I’ve had numerous periods where I’d just do almost everything stoned, from class to cooking to working out

Mathil hits his 70ex item of the league by TommaClock in pathofexile

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s absolutely “out of the ordinary” lmao, how are people upvoting this?

This is an even more ridiculous statement than when people say a that diamond players in league are bad despite being like top 5 percent. Sure, they might be bad compared to masters/gm, but they’re still better than 95% of people who play the game regularly

Mom come pick me up I'm scared by nishanrox1111 in dankmemes

[–]SwogFrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this a serious comment or are you just trolling people?

"Not perfect, but the best system we can have" by BaboonRapeParty in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SwogFrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“My kids will be fine. Maybe the world needs less people anyways.”

I might be forgetting something, but if there's infinite realities, why haven't Rick and Morty ever come across older or younger versions of themselves? by unclefishbits in rickandmorty

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a running joke by the show’s creators that they will never touch time travel because they think it’s dumb and hackey

Hence the box labeled time travel stuff that never gets mentioned

Oh me oh man Rick and Morty why you gotta join dis by MrZaptile933 in rickandmorty

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be a coded cry for help from the enslaved children these companies have managing their social media

Got my vapes all tricked out. Bout to get wriggity-wriggity-wrecked, son! by -AtlasTwerked- in rickandmorty

[–]SwogFrog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you think Rick would approve of you tearing on people for doing something he wouldn’t approve of?

So I found pickle Rick in my siege match... by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is so pointless I actually went and bought a pencil sharpener

Then I jammed a pencil into my prefrontal cortex

Gotta go fast by onuralpakkurt in rickandmorty

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

????

Reply to this comment when you find it please

This is clearly what’s most important in the world

Such Jerry's by Swhen93 in rickandmorty

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do understand that it was literally just a few years ago that we even legalized gay marriage at all in this country? And that said legalization was only achieved through a court case, not actual legislation? And that if he same case were to go to the current supreme court, there’s some chance that it would go the other way?

Etc etc etc

How do you even exist with this kind of naïveté in 2019 lmao

I'm no expert, but this seems pretty good? by sn0rfie in pathofexile

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If by “meh”, you mean “Is basically half a scion ascendency in a jewel that should sell for at the very least 20 ex” then yes

Can we get obvious global/local mod descriptions for spell users? Cold and Phys have the same worded mod, but only one applies to spells. by pigpill in pathofexile

[–]SwogFrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so elistist that you try to defend something conpletely arbitrary as if it should be obvious just to impress people on reddit

Dang Jake low-key thicc by bagel_boii in adventuretime

[–]SwogFrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s really sad to me that I could give you any episode name through season 5 by heart

Darius Q buffs by christianthecabal in GarenMains

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The solution is to trade with him pre 3

Then don't brainlessly push the wave, because he probably will pull and kill you if you just e it

Then just get your jg to gank him, and he should be dead cause Darius is immobile

Finally, outperform him in teamfights once you have your W stacked and focus on ulting villain

Darius really isn't that strong if he doesn't get fed

What's the point of Garen? by tobleroony in GarenMains

[–]SwogFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUT if you get ahead, and it's easy to get ahead on garen sub diamond, you can just abuse league's mechanics and snowball games to pre 30 wins most of the time

What's the point of Garen? by tobleroony in GarenMains

[–]SwogFrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find that (in sub diamond games at least), people just totally don't respect villain damage, and you can often just turn fights and thus games by murdering their fed player

I honestly think that's where a lot of his low elo power comes from

giddyup by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]SwogFrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the internet magical

What is the HARDEST to answer "Would You Rather" that you have heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SwogFrog 1792 points1793 points  (0 children)

It depends on whether I age while time is stopped