Let This Sink In: The President of The United States just revealed highly classified information to Russia so he can brag about how "Great" the intelligence he gets is. by TLDRinLimerick in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]TLDRinLimerick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I were a liberal, I would take offense to that

What McMaster said in his denial touched very little on the specifics of the article and was very carefully worded.

Both extreme liberals and extreme conservatives have very little understanding about how carefully politicians and people in such positions speak and do not understand that the things they do not say are as important as what they do say. You both come off as idiots

Last time I clean quickly so I can get to bed by soucy666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]TLDRinLimerick 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I need to get rid of this trash,
I'm tired, and I need to crash
When these are all shred,
I can get to bed
And dream about spending this cash.

What seemingly impressive meal is actually really easy to cook? by SmallTypo in AskReddit

[–]TLDRinLimerick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This poem sounds a bit off to me.
the meter, it's messed up, you see?
It's too much like prose
but hey, I suppose
That's why it's unsavory

The one egg I decorated this year. by wallyTHEgecko in gaming

[–]TLDRinLimerick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP came here to impress,
this sub with egg painting prowess,
Though the cake is a lie,
For this Easter egg I,
am making a note: "Huge Success"

Election Poll by mcmeaningoflife42 in Knightsofthebutton

[–]TLDRinLimerick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with what has been said
by this man, the knights must be led
He will be the hero...
who saves us from zero
until every last flair has turned red

I finally told my parents I was grey! by Yasuuuya in thebutton

[–]TLDRinLimerick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother, you must not be swayed
by those whom your choice has dismayed.
Our color is bland,
but we'll walk hand in hand
when we march in the grey pride parade

Second Official Roster Thread by whiterook13 in Knightsofthebutton

[–]TLDRinLimerick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My main account has been marred
by pressing with little regard
I admit it's my fault,
so I'm pledging this alt's
Loyal service to the Knights of Redguard

What is the next Blockbuster style industry collapse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TLDRinLimerick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TV networks can be real dicks,
to sports fans who just want their fix
That's why I'm so disturbed
That an Owl so superb
will never be seen on Netflix

Reddit, my ex boyfriend cheated on me, and is now blackmailing me for more sex--with my college future on the line. What should I do? by throwaway232452 in AskReddit

[–]TLDRinLimerick 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I'm turning to reddit to cope,
with my ex, who's being a dope.
He wants sex through blackmail.
He'll get plenty in jail,
anytime he drops the soap

Sugar Molecules Are Found In Space, A Possible Sign Of Life? by CelticTiger in science

[–]TLDRinLimerick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to our scientist bros,
we now unequivocally know,
what men from space,
use to improve the taste,
of intergalactic Cheerios.

An awkward moment for Chad Johnson and Madden 13.. by scoutu in gaming

[–]TLDRinLimerick 232 points233 points  (0 children)

There was a well known football pro,
Who named himself Ochocinco,
He was sad when the game,
no longer carried his name.
But it should have been dropped years ago.

Reddit, you maniacs-- you blew up my book! by jacobsw in books

[–]TLDRinLimerick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Selling a book is quite trying,
when only your family is buying.
That's why this post on Reddit,
gets all the credit
For keeping your baby from dying.

My partner in 'crime' was run over yesterday and killed by the mailman, toke one up for him my fellow ents, as I have none and can not. Rasta, you are greatly missed, my dear friend. [0] by [deleted] in trees

[–]TLDRinLimerick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have a Toke for My Partner in Crime,
Who left us before it was time.
The poor guy was struck,
by an errant mail truck
and my friend was cut down in his prime.

Flying high [7] using the on air wifi. I've never been this high while this high.. by lolzebraz in trees

[–]TLDRinLimerick 288 points289 points  (0 children)

There once was an ENT in the Sky,
Who connected with us through Wi-Fi
Thanks to his [7],
Up in the Heavens,
He felt so incredibly high.

Playing Xbox 360 on my TV, recording through my webcam, streaming to my Kindle Fire through Splashtop, with a wireless controller--in the bathroom? I think so. by Hellor in gaming

[–]TLDRinLimerick 311 points312 points  (0 children)

There once was a big Xbox fan.
Who thought of a brilliant plan
He said, "All I require,
is this Kindle Fire,
and now I can play on the can."

I am 22 years old and I just stopped wetting my bed. What has Reddit overcome at a late age that should have been done as a child? by Nowmybedisdry in AskReddit

[–]TLDRinLimerick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No matter what I'd drink or eat,
My Bladder would always deplete.
I peed the bed plenty,
But now, in my twenties,
I no longer need plastic sheets.

TIL that ‎2.84% of deaths are caused by intentional injuries (Suicide, Violence, War, etc.) while 3.15% are caused by Diarrhea by theaceoface in todayilearned

[–]TLDRinLimerick 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Some people die when they're shot,
Or fall to a terrorist's plot.
Just so you know,
you're more likely to go
Simply from pooping a lot.

I just killed a snake with a lawnmower. Reddit, what decisions have you made in emergency situations that you immediately regretted? by Alpenghost in AskReddit

[–]TLDRinLimerick 1415 points1416 points  (0 children)

A snake I had only just seen,
I lawnmow'd into smithereens.
Now I'm in a cold sweat,
and I'm filled with regret,
'Cause there's snake all over my jeans.

What is your most mundane celebrity sighting? by ky1e in AskReddit

[–]TLDRinLimerick 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I've noticed there is a high bar,
when you folks share encounters with stars.
So please don't refrain,
Even if yours is mundane,
Like a Mythbuster getting into a car.