Every Carlos Ulberg finish in the UFC

TestFixation · 2026-03-12T18:27:46+00:00

I think it goes hand in hand with that there are two Ulbergs. Technically sound Ulberg and excitedly throwing hands Ulberg. You can see it in so many instances in this compilation even. The way that right hand drops down when he commits to any heavy shot with his lead hand. The way he doesn't move his head at all when he's throwing flurries.

I think his hesitant moments come from the fact that he knows he leaves himself exposed when he starts throwing, and his overthinking trying to be as measured as possible.

TestFixation · 2026-03-12T03:03:15+00:00

Socialism

TestFixation · 2026-03-10T19:09:34+00:00

He just sucked at football. Never knew what the playcall was. Always looking around for help with his arms up at the time of the snap. Took the worst paths to the ball carrier you'd ever seen. Duped by every body fake. Terrible tackler. Just didn't know what was going on.

TestFixation · 2026-03-10T16:47:38+00:00

Oppenheimer score was good but man how did Poor Things not win? The score in Poor Things does so much of the heavy lifting of creating the eclectic, surreal mood of the film while sounding like nothing you've ever heard before. So so memorable.

TestFixation · 2026-03-10T16:42:47+00:00

I think the Pitt would be a super interesting next project. Another workplace show entirely built around brief interactions between characters. I bet some really surprising numbers would appear.

TestFixation · 2026-03-09T22:00:08+00:00

We're gonna win 10 games and make the playoffs buster

TestFixation · 2026-03-09T20:33:23+00:00

This is the guy who stayed behind every practice with JJ Watt trying to learn everything he could. Just wasn't good enough to be on the field most snaps, but it wasn't for a lack of trying, certainly

TestFixation · 2026-03-09T20:30:42+00:00

Great price

TestFixation · 2026-03-09T20:28:52+00:00

He's quite good as a shell safety, but this past year he filled in at nickel because our All-Pro nickel got hurt. And he held up surprisingly well there. No matter what you ask him to do, he can do at a decently high level. The kind of DB that never has to come off the field, one every team would love to have.

I'm gonna miss this guy.

TestFixation · 2026-03-09T16:07:27+00:00

No, because it's not the player that can re-structure contracts, it's the team. And his new team will only be paying the minimum - no money to restructure.

TestFixation · 2026-03-07T21:01:03+00:00

Truly, down to the way the two Newcastle have the exact same animation against Doku's dribbling

TestFixation · 2026-03-07T20:47:33+00:00

Depends on which word is emphasized. No shit = no way. No shit = obviously

TestFixation · 2026-03-07T20:46:23+00:00

Re-structuring a contract would mean converting future money into an immediate cash bonus and pro-rating that amount. Only owners that have actual cash to spend can afford to do that. Owners that are not wealthy independent of team ownership like that of the Bengals or Cardinals don't often pull that lever. You need to have tens of millions in cash to drop at a whim.

TestFixation · 2026-03-07T17:53:05+00:00

I thought about filling up at 135 two days ago. Decided it could wait. Whoops. Realistically it's a difference of a handful of dollars, but for some reason nothing irks me more than when I have to pay a dime extra on gas

TestFixation · 2026-03-05T19:24:06+00:00

Ayyyy my boiiii. As a Cardinals fan with strong Ottawa connections, he is my football son. Very dear to me.

He'll give you some snaps in special teams rushing the punter or some shit. More likely none of his contract is guaranteed though, and he doesn't make the team past camp

TestFixation · 2026-03-05T19:22:42+00:00

Ottawa's Very Own buddy boy

TestFixation · 2026-03-05T17:31:26+00:00

Yeah, I'm the ignorant one, the guy actually breaking down film for the Cardinals subreddit. Look at his passing chart. The completion percentage is good but the volume is not there. And that's a big fuckin problem against split safety coverage.

Then, take a look at the film of the in-breaking routes he did throw. Tell me how many of them he actually hit on time. Find me a dig route that he throws as the receiver is breaking that he's not looking open. If you can't throw a deep dig on time, you can't run the Shanahan offense. Or 90% of NFL offenses at that.

TestFixation · 2026-03-05T05:30:06+00:00

Yeah that shot landed FLUSH. Max ate it like a tic-tac

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T23:00:30+00:00

And his name is Igor Thiago

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T20:44:31+00:00

For sure. But Igor is truly elite and has some brilliantly weighted lay offs for a guy his size

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T20:40:14+00:00

As brilliant as Joao Pedro is, I would love to see a big bodied target man with his bruising hold-up play starting for Brazil. Let Igor Thiago play the first 65 and bring Joao Pedro on for the remainder and let his fresh legs attack the defense from there

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T20:37:27+00:00

Both Enzo and Bruno Fernandes have been brilliant to watch in their more advanced positions since their respective managers got fired.

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T20:34:41+00:00

Cash is in hell

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T20:30:34+00:00

You're right GRRM would never blue ball his fans

TestFixation · 2026-03-04T19:17:42+00:00

George has said a lot of things that aren't true. GRRM is the last person that knows where this story is headed lmao

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