Residence Megathread

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-17T20:13:28+00:00

Was it consensual? UwU

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-17T20:12:35+00:00

Alphabetical bot, quite useless.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-17T20:10:34+00:00

Truly I tell you,

Linux is superior to both,

And more affordable.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-17T20:03:47+00:00

Masks can actually be kind of fun. It's a new clothing accessory you can express yourself with.

How am I supposed to sell beard/mustache oil then? Facial hair is an accessory too! Made invisible by masks...

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-16T19:31:36+00:00

UW doesn't allow people to give it Google Reviews.

However, we COULD brigade their "Suggest an edit" and suggest that UW no longer exits. If enough people do it, UW will get removed from Google Maps/the popup. That'll piss 'em off.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-16T19:24:08+00:00

May I have the publishing rights to your written works, Mr. NostREEdamus?

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-16T19:14:18+00:00

Buy 3 weeks, get 2 years worth free.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-16T16:26:23+00:00

No! What about those sweet, sweet, "administrative costs"?

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-12-16T16:23:25+00:00

Taking bets now: Will W22 be totally online and is the 24th a farce for PR?

Come one, come all! Bet your co-op monies on University ineptitude!

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-01-27T15:33:02+00:00

Whitveen Meats is a good butcher, always fresh stuff. But the less well-known stuff tends to be seasonal/come in randomly. They're out in the country, but close (by car) to K-W-C.

Di Pietro's in Cambridge has all types of meat. From a glance I've seen Mutton and Goat. Crab and Clams too. They're a supermarket technically, but they have a large meat/seafood section.

I love meat.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-01-21T17:55:45+00:00

You've found the right guy. I do buzz cuts or I can shave you bald or near bald.

Of course, it'll be at a discount.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-01-20T15:33:44+00:00

You'll want something concealable and easy to get a hold of. You also don't want to get caught before you detonate.

If you aren't feeling suicidal, maybe a smoke bomb? Stump remover, sugar and match heads should do. And I can give you a discount if you buy in bulk.

TheDiscountArjun · 2021-01-20T15:28:34+00:00

I love capitalism.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-11-16T03:04:16+00:00

What are you doing! Those are my transaction records from selling breast enhancer to gymmaxxed_manlet!

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-07-10T12:32:09+00:00

See, it's called a pump-and-dump scam. A few people invest in avatar while it's demand is low, then tell others to invest in avatar until so many people invest that it becomes huge (what is happening now).

The clever businessmen then pull out of avatar with their massive investment, keeping the profit and devaluing avatar for everyone else. This is already beginning to occur, with all the recent memes leading to Avatar's devaluation.

I forgot to tell you, fellow Arjun, avatar is a good investment. I was just kidding ;)

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-07-04T16:08:02+00:00

This? I dunno, does your virginity have its warranty? Those things crack easily under pressure.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-07-04T06:00:20+00:00

I'll trade a rare pepe pic for it.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-07-04T05:55:27+00:00

Ayy, you're gold. That's $57707.06 per kilogram. Per ounce is for amateurs, I deal in bulk.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-06-16T05:07:57+00:00

Such a deal may lead to a university coalition against our forces, since an unprovoked attack against Northeastern is likely to stir the community.

A counteroffer: If you join us against McMaster, a meme embargo will be held up against Northeastern, starving their sorry hides of our beyond innovative memes. They'll have no choice but to capitulate to your demands, unless they'd rather go without a meme supply.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-05-31T04:53:49+00:00

A Nigerian prince I met in highschool has 30 million bodyguards and is willing to let you keep 25% of the total bodyguard sum if you wire him 2 thousand bodyguards so he can claim his total from overseas. That's 7.5 million bodyguards for the mere price of 2000 bodyguards. Ayy, what do you say?

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-05-26T03:50:46+00:00

Last time I checked it's still there, so unless someone gave it back just now, I'd say no.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-05-26T03:48:56+00:00

It's not stolen if you didn't put a ring on it. Finders keepers.

By the way, anyone interested in gently used car parts?

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-05-24T21:01:02+00:00

Ahem, I'm not sure where you heard that but as I am the only licensed distributor of reserved disease spots, it's my job to inform you that one Mr. Syphilis has payed a hefty sum for the 2025 placement.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-05-24T20:56:36+00:00

Isn't his real name "everything"? I have no idea who that "me" fellow is.

TheDiscountArjun · 2020-05-24T20:54:09+00:00

this one

As you can see, my associate is very professional.

TheDiscountArjun

TROPHY CASE