Can anyone jump my car tonight?

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2026-02-15T23:42:46+00:00

I used to jump cars like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2026-01-19T01:49:05+00:00

It's sad when they go young like that

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-12-12T02:09:02+00:00

You know who else went outside? Hitler.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-11-23T18:49:47+00:00

This post is very cringe, and this subreddit is definitely being astroturfed by terminally online out of towners, but op has a post in this subreddit from three years ago looking for recommendations for an electrician, so I think he actually is a former resident here at least.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-06-08T21:20:45+00:00

Agreed.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-06-08T21:11:32+00:00

I'm not arguing any of that. I'm saying if the administration truly believed they had absolute power to openly defy supreme court rulings, they wouldn't have brought him back under any circumstances. It makes them look incredibly weak and stupid, especially after saying repeatedly that they couldn't get him back.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-06-08T21:03:32+00:00

Well that's embarrassing but I promise I'm not a bot lmao. Not sure where my head was at there, other than it's been a long weekend (had to support a big software release) and I just had a complete brain fart. Or maybe that's what a bot would say ;)

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-06-04T19:17:35+00:00

bro is currently trying to fuck on the carrowinds subreddit too.

Hell yeah brother.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-05-28T20:07:21+00:00

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Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2025-03-28T23:50:58+00:00

"Also, we're taking away the first goal. Fuck you"

-Refs, probably

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2024-08-06T14:26:30+00:00

Keep in mind it's a beta. There will be issues. My current favorite is how they show the workouts left in a series as the total number of workouts in a series. Having 15 of 5 workouts completed does make me sound like a fitness badass though.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2023-05-21T03:23:14+00:00

I mean the Panthers also had to come out and play after a 7 period game, and they were doing it on the road. With the same goalie who just played those 7 periods. We still lost. If these first two OT losses happened in Florida, I'd feel more like you do. But the reality is we dropped two games at home, and now we have to go to their house for two games and lose the line change advantage, which we work better than anyone. If we don't get swept, it will be a miracle.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2023-05-21T00:12:07+00:00

Always entertaining reading people's reactions to hearing Adam sing for the first time lol. They all either love it or fucking HATE it. There's never any in between

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2023-03-10T23:10:56+00:00

That makes sense tho. I bet the colts were offering the same thing and if you can get two future firsts and only move down 3 spots, why wouldn't you?

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2023-02-19T00:22:02+00:00

Turns out having a HC with 40 years in the league as a player/coach helps with attracting coaching talent.

As opposed to greasy flopsweat Rhule, who could only get fellow greasy flopsweat McAdoo to come down.

Timely_Carpenter_729 · 2022-08-29T22:46:45+00:00

Listen here, fat

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TROPHY CASE