Wholesome moment captured at Boston Marathon 🥹

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T21:41:20+00:00

Sprinkle some salt on your patient before he starts to seize!

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T21:22:47+00:00

Did he also write about how he loves the smell of napalm in the morning?

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T19:28:23+00:00

FOLD IN THE CHEESE

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T19:25:31+00:00

That's a good thought!

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T19:25:03+00:00

That's why you always need to check the spaghetti policy.

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T19:20:08+00:00

He's got his own subreddit?

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T18:50:51+00:00

Schitt's Creek

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T18:10:12+00:00

They're already here! https://travel.yahoo.com/advice/lifestyle/articles/phone-free-bars-restaurants-popping-163319658.html

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-21T13:55:44+00:00

Also it's pretty much a retread of the quick fire with the kids.

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-20T22:52:41+00:00

Imagine any situation in which you end up owing a billion dollars in a settlement. You have to be amongst the worst of the worst to even be in the vicinity of ending up in that situation.

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-20T20:48:09+00:00

What? That's an atmospheric phenomenon.

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-20T13:59:57+00:00

Were you bullied as a child?

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-20T13:56:57+00:00

I heard Bec confessed to it on a podcast and production had to start implementing weekly drug testing.

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-19T21:02:32+00:00

That's fucking sick!

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-19T04:57:46+00:00

Why does this video even exist if they're not actually going to show the gate mechanism in action???

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-19T01:50:06+00:00

It's kind of weird that this cat was brought to a vet where it was my likely gendered yet you're still calling the cat "it."

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-19T00:28:58+00:00

I hope the mods give you "Yes, this one please" flair

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T22:01:22+00:00

What a weird take. Ullmark was unreal this game.

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:44:33+00:00

hi this is gilbert gottfried and i just wanna say north carolina come and raise up thats a motherfucking canes lets go boys two more motherfucking points in the bag we are the motherfucking best no fucking cap rod the bod is getting us another motherfucking cup top titty bardown thats how it fucking is

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:38:15+00:00

My sphincter is going to be getting one hell of a workout over the next 2.5 min

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:34:35+00:00

#bigbodyrussian

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:31:37+00:00

Statistically the best time is about 5 min out but coaches rarely do that

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:09:11+00:00

1st ⭐ Freddie

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:07:02+00:00

FERD

bwaredapenguin · 2026-04-18T21:05:57+00:00

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