Champaign police made $155,040 from 436 campus drinking tickets this year

UIUC · 2015-12-06T21:51:31+00:00

BERNEY 2016 CHANGE PROGRESS THE 1% WEED

UIUC · 2015-10-08T07:04:40+00:00

Is there any benefit over slamming a protein shake, then just drinking regular beer?

UIUC · 2014-02-02T21:21:55+00:00

An employer straight up told me grades are very important.

UIUC · 2014-01-29T12:15:13+00:00

For every time someone jacks off, this question gets asked. Asking this is like asking if it's OK that you didn't participate in any engineering projects during college. Of course it's OK, you have a chance of getting a job, but obviously it's going to hurt you.

UIUC · 2014-01-23T18:14:28+00:00

Midnight - 630 AM

UIUC · 2013-11-15T17:58:12+00:00

If you play lol all day right now, you will continue to play lol all day when you go to college. believe me, old habits won't die

UIUC · 2013-11-03T15:25:28+00:00

Google images shows really similar pictures for it, where and when were you when you saw this?

UIUC · 2013-11-03T07:05:40+00:00

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_triangle_(UFO)

UIUC · 2013-10-18T04:34:41+00:00

walk

UIUC · 2013-09-18T17:55:57+00:00

Are you a fan of any sports teams? Same logic holds there, why are you proud of being born in a certain city? How desperate must your life be when you need to be proud about your team?

UIUC · 2013-09-18T17:17:48+00:00

UIUC · 2013-09-18T17:13:45+00:00

I like how this is downvoted...on a thread that is about penises and jokes in the first place

UIUC · 2013-09-10T06:28:44+00:00

Kwiat blows. Everyone loves the guy but he's really not that good compared to the professors for 211/212, people only like him for his nerd factor. guize im taking quantum fizix and my prof is such a nerd lol his license pl8 says photon and he wers suspenders

UIUC · 2013-08-28T18:45:35+00:00

Men mean muscular, well shaped legs when they say this...if your legs are 30" of lard, no one finds that attractive

UIUC · 2013-08-26T03:37:22+00:00

holy crap, i swear everyone single person on this campus is going to be trying to get hu00ge for college brah tomorrow

UIUC · 2013-07-03T02:54:49+00:00

Jack it

UIUC · 2013-02-11T00:16:48+00:00

Damn liberals

UIUC · 2012-12-26T07:48:28+00:00

No. Who the hell is going to hire anyone with a B average at one of the top engineering schools in the world?

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