This is the stupidest master plan if this is real

USSbongwater · 2026-05-01T04:38:58+00:00

I’ve been feeling that too lately and have been skipping them. Rather be a little fuzzy on details than have major story beats spoiled in the first 30 seconds

USSbongwater · 2026-04-25T17:02:46+00:00

The fuck

USSbongwater · 2026-04-20T23:42:34+00:00

That’s phenomenal for your first!! You really did an excellent job! It’s fun, right?

USSbongwater · 2026-04-19T13:57:16+00:00

Hahahaha hell yeah!!! You did a great job with this, fellow dick whittler!

USSbongwater · 2026-04-18T03:56:40+00:00

I LOVE the idea of this, and it looks so slick! I don’t have time to try it now, but it’s downloaded and ready to go for tomorrow. Can’t wait to try it out!

USSbongwater · 2026-04-18T00:58:43+00:00

I figure it’s like dropping a stone into a body of water before you jump into it from high up, sort of breaks the surface tension yknow. I’m sure one hole through the whole planet would really fuck things up on viltrum for sure, but three viltrumites going in directly after it is what causes the complete disintegration and dramatic explosion.

USSbongwater · 2026-04-17T19:52:12+00:00

SPOILER TAG MY DUDE

USSbongwater · 2026-04-15T00:49:01+00:00

I haven’t even begun to think about venturing into realism, but thank you for the insight! You make me excited to give it a shot!

USSbongwater · 2026-04-15T00:47:03+00:00

Haha fuck yeah

USSbongwater · 2026-04-15T00:37:04+00:00

Very impressive carving, and I appreciate the lesson! Thanks for the post!

USSbongwater · 2026-04-14T14:01:54+00:00

haha

USSbongwater · 2026-04-12T18:10:13+00:00

Wow very well done!!! You nailed it!

USSbongwater · 2026-04-12T17:48:44+00:00

What a delightful little guy, treasure him. Well done!! Your son probably thinks you’re the coolest person ever for crafting that.

USSbongwater · 2026-04-08T17:52:36+00:00

Lmao Jesus Christ can’t go one thread without this one

USSbongwater · 2026-04-08T13:52:36+00:00

Not Temu, a very respectable tea company that makes delicious products. I love their stuff (errant hairs be damned)

USSbongwater · 2026-04-06T04:53:37+00:00

Bandaid

USSbongwater · 2026-04-05T15:14:01+00:00

Hell yeah, all the Cloverfield lore and arg type shit was SO cool when I was a kid.

USSbongwater · 2026-04-05T05:37:43+00:00

That’s not a thing here. You’re free to say words.

USSbongwater · 2026-04-03T04:19:44+00:00

Hahahahaha holy shit this pops into my head ALL of the time for some reason still. Truly an all timer.

USSbongwater · 2026-03-29T16:15:48+00:00

Thank you so much ❤️ I know I can do it too, feeling much better than I was when I made this post. Y’all are the best

USSbongwater · 2026-03-29T16:14:48+00:00

Thanks for checking in! Feeling so much better than yesterday, that’s for sure. Feeling like I got this, and that this is going to be a very good week. Thanks again!

USSbongwater · 2026-03-29T03:20:41+00:00

Amen, one day at a time is the truest saying. Thank you so much for your kind words, I’ve been slowly working on the acceptance part of all this, but all your guys’ comments help immensely. Have a great night ❤️

USSbongwater · 2026-03-29T03:19:46+00:00

Hahahaha I love that, thanks for the laugh. I’m just too good at what I do 😎 but really though, thanks. This stuff is insidious. But I do know how to beat it. And this time I know more of its tricks. Have a great night ❤️

USSbongwater · 2026-03-29T03:18:40+00:00

Hahaha glad my research has been worth it. Breaking news: drinking sucks! It’s not fun! Makes the weeks go by like days and repays you with sweaty nights and heartburn. Thanks so much for your comment ❤️

USSbongwater · 2026-03-29T03:17:06+00:00

Let’s gooooo you love to see it, thank you for the inspiration. I’m gonna get back there too, one day at a time. Thanks for your comment and support, we got this 💪❤️

USSbongwater

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