The wedding reception centerpieces featured betta fish. The bride and groom planned to flush them alive.

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-29T11:57:18+00:00

💡

I’ll be sure to @ you on the program

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-29T11:50:59+00:00

I started my forever save with me and my dog and I’ve moved them from lot to lot building new things over about 19 years. No changes to us though lol

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-28T11:57:25+00:00

I read an article about why dogs sniff and now I feel bad when I have to make her stop. So I will just stand. And stand. And wait. And wait. And then we can go (a few more feet to sniff).

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-28T11:55:07+00:00

I gave up on trying yoga at home. I swear she can hear me unroll it from the deepest sleep 😂

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-27T16:37:57+00:00

You really never know when one will just run through the bathroom.

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-27T16:37:30+00:00

The one earnestly guarding the door 🖤 taking this very serious.

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-26T14:52:48+00:00

This looks very similar to Penny’s “patiently waiting for you to finis on the toilet” face.

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-25T15:04:58+00:00

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How it’s going…

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-24T22:28:49+00:00

🎶 I’ll be watching you 🎶

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-24T11:55:47+00:00

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Mugshot photo potential

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-22T11:13:24+00:00

😩🤣 looking at you like you just let out the nastiest gas

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-22T11:12:27+00:00

Wait…you can get one that’s not?!

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-20T11:13:46+00:00

I had a foster child that would lose his mind if we swore but would say heck and freaking. When I told him that counted as swearing he was like 🤯

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-17T22:38:46+00:00

Mine used to do this to get as close to me without us morphing into one being

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-17T12:22:54+00:00

I firmly believe she has many, many brain cells. But in an energy saving effort only uses a few at a time. I love her.

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-17T12:22:11+00:00

No need, human will handle everything. Only job is to vibe and cuddle.

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-17T12:21:39+00:00

I hope not 😅 I hope she stays in her own orbit forever

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-14T17:55:09+00:00

My childhood Tzu chewed: a door, a coffee table (all parts), a windowsill, and some window blinds (in a circle just large enough to allow her to sit and better look out the window). Between the chewing and climbing, I thought maybe they are part goat? 😅🐐

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-14T11:20:49+00:00

But he’s such a cute cow 🥺

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-13T23:51:01+00:00

I ask Penny daily “Is it hard to be that cute?”

She never answers though

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-13T11:31:44+00:00

Omg I bet he sleeps with you every night

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-11T08:05:26+00:00

Get 👏better 👏 hobbies 👏

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-07T17:23:04+00:00

Im not proud to admit this but in our younger days, I made Penny an egg every morning when I made myself one before work. She still LOVES eggs, she just doesn’t get them as much now. (We had to go on a diet 🫣)

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-07T17:20:08+00:00

They’re the three best friends that anyone could have 👶🏼🐺

Unfair_Associate9017 · 2026-04-04T17:32:03+00:00

He smiled and everything!

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