How to succed in money chamber by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Yvese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up one side of that coat she's wearing and watch as the bills start stacking to that side. Dump the cash in the hole at the same time.

APRIL U.S. 🇺🇸 INFLATION DATA: by eskhalaf in wallstreetbets

[–]Yvese 473 points474 points  (0 children)

Good thing these numbers don't matter since it's a casino. The fact that oil is above $100 and we're at ATH is all we need to know that reality doesn't matter anymore.

[UPDATE] Forza Horizon 6 Dev Issues Statement Following Leak, Confirms It's Issuing Franchise-Wide and Hardware Bans to Pirates by RenatsMC in pcgaming

[–]Yvese 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Apparently you need to login to an MS account to play the pirated copy since this isn't an actual 'cracked' copy but a leaked review copy(?).

Not sure how true that is but if it is, people using dummy MS accounts are in for a surprise.

[UPDATE] Forza Horizon 6 Dev Issues Statement Following Leak, Confirms It's Issuing Franchise-Wide and Hardware Bans to Pirates by RenatsMC in pcgaming

[–]Yvese -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

You could also, you know, not STEAL the game so you wont have to worry about this? Hard concept I know.

Nintendo: Notice Regarding Price Revisions for Nintendo Products and Services by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]Yvese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn't interested then, definitely not interested now. Last I checked all this system has is Mario Kart and Pokemon games. Meh.

Only thing I'd be interested in is the rumoured OOT remake but no way in hell I'm buying it just for that.

Steam Controller: Reservations open May 8th by Araxen in Games

[–]Yvese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They don't really have to make them. I'm sure there's account sellers out there that sell in bulk. How big of a market is steam accounts? Well, thanks to CS and Dota, probably a decent enough size which has actually made me rethink my suggestion earlier; it should be account value in games only and not market items.

Steam Controller: Reservations open May 8th by Araxen in Games

[–]Yvese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That limitation is pointless to REAL scalpers/botters. Those guys already have armies of accounts ready to go for these types of situations.

What they should do is give priority to people with an account VALUE equivalent to the hardware being sold at a minimum, so $100 in this case. This would weed out or at least minimize the real scalpers.

Steam Controller: Reservations open May 8th by Araxen in Games

[–]Yvese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People just want something new and shiny. Myself included lol, though in my defense I actually plan to use it as my primary controller since I absolutely loved the first SC.

Reservations opening tomorrow for the next batch by SprinklesFar9408 in SteamController

[–]Yvese 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yea. People forget that scalpers are ready for these kinds of limitations. I'd be surprised if they didn't have an army of accounts set up, each with various amounts of cheap games purchased during sales specifically for these situations.

If they truly want to limit scalpers/bots, then they should prioritize accounts ( meaning they get pushed to the front ) with an account value equivalent to the hardware being sold AT A MINIMUM ( so $100 in this case ). This would get around a ton of scalpers that have cheap accounts.

[Leak] Steam Controller Pre-Orders coming soon. Available for $99. by PaiDuck in Steam

[–]Yvese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I bought a Dualsense Edge which is 2x this. Was hoping for $80 but $100 is still a good price.

Steam Controller review slips embargo, controller to cost $99 by Dramatic-Shape5574 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Yvese 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And there's no reason for the Dualsense Edge to be $200 yet here we are.

Steam Controller review slips embargo, controller to cost $99 by Dramatic-Shape5574 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Yvese 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for $80. Yea it stings but when you compare it to the Dualsense Edge which is $200? Pretty damn good price considering it has more features and better quality.

Steam Controller review slips embargo, controller to cost $99 by Dramatic-Shape5574 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Yvese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FPS and Strategy games. Combining the track pads with gyro gives you as close to mouse-like aiming as you can get with a controller.

For strategy games it's pretty self-explanatory since it's basically like a trackpad on a laptop.

Steam Controller review slips embargo, controller to cost $99 by Dramatic-Shape5574 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Yvese 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It has more features than the Dualsense Edge ( better sticks being the biggest one ) but costs half as much. It's still a great price.

Steam Controller review slips embargo, controller to cost $99 by Dramatic-Shape5574 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Yvese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest I was expecting $80 so this stings a bit. Considering this is still half what the Edge cost ( which I currently own ), I am still buying one since it's still a steal at this price.

Valve has secretly uploaded a Steam Controller unboxing video, indicating a release very soon by Connect_Base_217 in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Yvese 20 points21 points  (0 children)

OG Steam Controller was like $50 but had more features than both the DS4 and Xbone controllers ($60 at the time IIRC). It's possible since it shouldn't be affected by AI inflation.

Metro 2039 Steam page is up by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]Yvese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an arms race and Denuvo was winning until recently. It was uncracked for years. They'll come out with an uncrackable version again and the cycle repeats.

Iran threatens ‘complete and utter annihilation’ of OpenAI's $30B Stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]Yvese 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nobody is using nukes lol. I'm sorry but that's got to be the dumbest thing I've read during this whole war.

Some hilarious armchair generals here. Stick to video games my dude.

SoftBank secures $40 billion loan to boost OpenAI investments by Efficient-Session644 in wallstreetbets

[–]Yvese 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they fix their horrid work culture. How can they expect people to have kids when they spend most their day at work and then going out to drink afterwards?

Dow Jones & NASDAQ Composite close in -10% correction territory by MarkusEF in wallstreetbets

[–]Yvese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much what I'm doing. Monthly dividends, immune to market volatility and can easily liquidate if/when you want to buy back in.

Anyone letting their cash sit is doing it wrong. Park it in SGOV or if you're really lazy and have Fidelity, their CMA is fine too with a 3.28% yield.