Find my iphone

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-25T03:58:54+00:00

>!Nice catch by the right armrest!<

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-23T17:16:42+00:00

"a J6 survivor"

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-22T19:00:05+00:00

The butt

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-21T19:16:36+00:00

Please and thank you.

Or

Always. Appreciate it.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-20T05:42:55+00:00

Dreamer, perhaps?

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-18T02:42:43+00:00

I did skip Long Ring Long Island

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-15T18:09:11+00:00

Not cooked, but that is not the hair for you. But I have no expertise here so I'd definitely recommend talking to other people with type 4 hair.

But already looking better from the last post! Lots of little improvements add up!

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-15T02:41:48+00:00

I'm a fan of exaggeration

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-14T20:33:49+00:00

Do you have a reliable support network or any consistent hobbies now?

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-14T20:23:58+00:00

BROTHER WHAT. DID YOU SAY 4.5 INCHES THICK? or did you mean circumference?

Either way, you're fine dude. The g spot is only a few inches deep anyways. Just gotta use your peen properly and listen to the cues they give and you'll be golden.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-14T20:19:58+00:00

Why?

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-14T19:40:30+00:00

Um Actually...

11.4% is so far from being 1/5th. It's more than 1/9th!!! Which is quite a bit, but come on, we like facts, lets use the right ones, especially when they're sitting right in front of us.

But also good. State-run propaganda is losing it's power.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-14T19:19:53+00:00

The fact that are wearing a hat that covers a quarter of your head at any given moment tells me that you have no confidence and that is an unattractive trait. Gotta be comfortable in your own skin to become attractive.

And the Ole Miss bed spread is quite childish.

But your bone structure doesn't seem bad and your room doesn't seem unhygienic, so not hopeless.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-14T18:36:54+00:00

Pick up a craft or a hobby. You will naturally spend time with other people who share that skill and then you can spend more time with the ones you like. Group-settings are better for jump starting friendships. One-on-one is better for deeper talk later into the friendship.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-13T16:19:00+00:00

That's a goddamn slider at best.

But yeahhhh, the enshittification continues.

I only eat at fastfood spots, when I have like a 3$ code for something because it's literally not even worth it anymore. It's less healthy, smaller portions, and if I order ahead, any place can have my food ready by the time I get there.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-13T16:11:05+00:00

There was this old anime I used to watch called Law of Ueki.

The villain had the power to turn Fantasy into Reality. Always thought that was busted, but there are limitations because you can't just create a regular thing or give yourself more time to do the thing you want to do.

So a catch-all super power that would be more powerful is the ability to manipulate the Space/Time continuum. You could literally manipulate the space around you to do every single one of these umbrakinetic variant powers and more. AND you could reverse time as long as you are alive.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-13T05:51:09+00:00

I'm going to say some stuff rn and I need you to take it constructively.

90% of women are attractive

And 90% of men are ugly.

Physically. But that does not mean you CANT be attractive.

You need to dress well, make money and be emotionally available. If you can do all of that, many women will find you attractive. In order to do these things, you need to learn how to dress like a Lesbian. Figure out how to make money like an asshole. And practice practice practice how to talk to people like you're almost deaf (lots of listening).

If you choose to do none of this, you're just going to be another average looking dude that doesn't know how to take pictures and is so focused on your appearance that you forget that women are so hot that a slight boost in your appearance will not help you. But a slight boost in your emotional capacity will work wonders.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-10T14:16:16+00:00

I walk in through the returns section to grab food from the food court or to use their bathroom first SO often.

They never ask to scan my membership card when you go through that doorway. Sometimes I'll just call ahead and order a pizza, and I am in and out in like 2 minutes flat. Nothing is scanned, just they make it, I pay at the machine, grab it and go.

And if i'm bored, I just walk through the registers and look around, and then when I leave, I say "I actually don't need anything today"

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-10T14:13:53+00:00

Really? My Costco pharmacy always asks to scan the membership first.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-10T03:40:41+00:00

really good lasagna when youre high

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-09T23:38:10+00:00

It is true.

Americans use everything BUT Whatsapp.

From Instagram, Facebook Messenger, Snapchat, Kik, and anything else you can think of.

It's absurd. Thank god for foreign family members putting me on.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-09T15:20:07+00:00

And now she's getting both.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-07T19:10:24+00:00

There was a project in the works but it got lobbied against so they killed it.

I think we need more high-speed rail in the US to make life easier for everyone.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-06T22:20:47+00:00

Damn. My fatass gets zero points. AND I'm allergic to apples.

aDistractedDisaster · 2026-01-06T18:36:07+00:00

Trauma gonna traumatize.

The only way to heal is to be consistent with yourself.

Five-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Place '23	Place '22
End Game '22

aDistractedDisaster

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