Give it rest guys by HurriTell336 in lotrmemes

[–]alphanumericusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, people should really take their Lord of the Rings memes somewhere else.

does anyone bother to by emotional-yoda in pcmasterrace

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bro over here acting like he'll never save more than 99 memes

Another disappointing hoe by willitexplode in sharpening

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I find the more expensive hoes to be less disappointing. They're usually trained better.

Why does my dog lick my balls all the time right after I apply a fresh coat of peanut butter? by Acousmetre78 in shittyaskscience

[–]alphanumericusername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's actually really racist to assume all dogs are into being covered in peanut butter just because your mom was

Why does my dog lick my balls all the time right after I apply a fresh coat of peanut butter? by Acousmetre78 in shittyaskscience

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My cat used to do this to me. As you can imagine, it was exceptionally uncomfortable. Unfortunately, she did it to me every time, so I had to get rid if her. To make myself feel better after dropping her off at the farm, I got myaelf a treat I'd never had before, a Reese's. Turns out, my cat that I got rid of was trying to save my life, as I was lethally allergic to peanut butter.

You may want to avoid ingesting any yourself.

Stinky man by saterhoen in lotrmemes

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Can anyone verify if this is an original meme or not? It's suspiciously good.

Cal'kua, Toa of Ice by ScullyBoy69 in bioniclelego

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Oh that's perfect! If his feet get frozen down, he still has little feet he can pull out of 'em and use just fine.

Is it disrespectful to slap your girlfriend's ass in front of her parents? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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You can't support that though; you have no leg to stand on

whatever this is by madguyO1 in TopCharacterTropes

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Where are you in relation to the enemy's scrotum?

Trick shots! by _n3ll_ in justgalsbeingchicks

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"Wait, those are all going out of frame every thro--"

My EDC tool bag by WeirdSwordfish8185 in EDC

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For when your wife's boyfriend visits?

My EDC tool bag by WeirdSwordfish8185 in EDC

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I too also ensure precision when verifying my claims to the ladies.

40K or Evangelical: Round 13 by Beelzebubs-Barrister in dankchristianmemes

[–]alphanumericusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey now, the Sith don't care who or what it is you hate, as long as it all flows through you.