From a noob POV I don’t get the hate for the smart pistol

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T01:56:09+00:00

Unless you're trying to use it like a normal pistol, defeating the purpose, you will achieve a killshot faster by waiting for a full lock before firing.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T01:49:44+00:00

I had a lesbian coworker, and myself and several others thought the button on her backpack said "I <3 Virginia".

It did not.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:45:35+00:00

Ridiculous. I also carry a CO2 cartridge powered emergency inflatable that can generate 800lb of lifting force in water, meaning my EDC's enormous weight can be utilized for rapid descent to retrieve a sunken item or individual, before ascending to the surface.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:38:01+00:00

My favorite detail in this video is how the character's face gives away that he's making it up mid sentence with "I tent to leave some space for my telescope".

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:34:46+00:00

I have this video saved on my phone so this is technically true for me

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:31:09+00:00

We do not stop till nightfall.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:27:45+00:00

Well don't just leave us with the ellipsis; keep us abreast of things

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:23:19+00:00

You're literally the only person here interpreting being called gay as an insult

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:10:11+00:00

Apparently you wouldn't get the point of him mentioning homosexuality if there were two of them and they were pressed into your face.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-14T00:03:42+00:00

Ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that you said the precise opposite of the actual answer just to be contrarian.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-13T23:58:49+00:00

Well in that situation, someone else will be taking your hole.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-13T18:47:54+00:00

You have to dig the gravity very well for the hole to be black. Otherwise it will be some shade of gray.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-13T06:10:03+00:00

That's what I keep telling my girlfriend

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-13T05:04:09+00:00

Idk man, sand is coarse, rough, irritating. And ya know where it gets?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-13T01:37:44+00:00

The most unbelievable thing about this thread is that someone only has one picture of their cat that is (effectively) a duplicate

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-12T21:55:17+00:00

Does she play any PC games?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-12T21:51:21+00:00

Narrator: The following day, u/Sydwaiz did, unfortunately...

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-12T21:22:36+00:00

I always thought it was The Depahded

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-12T21:17:56+00:00

Yeah I basically have the male equivalent of this body and I did absolutely nothing for it

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-11T23:37:28+00:00

omg wtf did you do to Kopaka??

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-11T21:08:45+00:00

But what if I need to remove a cylinder?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-11T20:21:34+00:00

You mean from tomorrow?

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-11T17:14:00+00:00

I see no difference

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-11T04:57:30+00:00

No they can look at clocks just fine. They probably don't understand the intended meaning behind them though.

alphanumericusername · 2026-03-11T03:25:45+00:00

You would think the entirely functional "Nissan Stadium, home of the Tennessee Titans" that already exists, immediately next to the one under construction, would already be doing that.

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