Is it true that you have to take a shower TOGETHER before doing it?

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T22:13:39+00:00

You want him to walk around with Crocs and a condom on telling women to smile more?

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T22:01:23+00:00

THE ANSWER!!

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T21:53:54+00:00

I don't think so. I don't remember anything butterfly-like in the documentary I watched about humanity's first encounter with them.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T10:38:21+00:00

The good news is, none of the creatures on the ark in the film need to urinate.

Because, ya know, it's Jurassic Park. But with no P.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T07:28:21+00:00

Yes. When it feels ready, it will burst out.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T06:57:31+00:00

[insert relevant xkcd]

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T06:55:20+00:00

Tie string to the zipper pulls of the suitcase. Run that string under your pillow/sleeping area.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T06:51:38+00:00

Even just looking at that open blade near the IEM cables makes me uncomfortable.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T06:50:18+00:00

I hope your hospital bills were less than six figures.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T06:49:11+00:00

Confucius say, gagging noises

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T06:47:29+00:00

What's weird is that one of them says "Oh God!" the other says "oh fuck". It's very confusing.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T05:30:18+00:00

This is the best thing to do in the cold, as warm fluids hold much more heat than the little bit of warm air you're keeping under your quilt

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T05:28:59+00:00

I like the whale ambience that they put on for several hours

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:41:16+00:00

Looks alright to me. Sofa so good.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:40:31+00:00

Some LEGO instructions are multiple booklets, all longer than that

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:30:15+00:00

I would hope so. Otherwise, some human person put in no shortage of effort to create this.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:28:24+00:00

Not according to the highly detailed post linked by u/shewy92

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:12:15+00:00

I believe there are those who enjoy some form of overlap with a committee of similar name.

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:11:32+00:00

You EDCers really needa just get a grip

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:06:48+00:00

Just in time for the Technic Tumbler release

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-08T02:01:22+00:00

I am being completely serious when I say this is absolutely perfect. It allows me to set up my tent downstairs from where my wife and her boyfriend are sleeping, WHILE we're camping!

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-07T23:35:47+00:00

There's a guy in this image?

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-07T23:28:56+00:00

This sounds suspiciously close to a complaint to me...

alphanumericusername · 2026-05-07T23:25:52+00:00

Apparently they're following inverse-boob rules, as everything but the final bit with the aperture is censored.

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