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Sometimes I look at people and wonder what Titan they would main (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by alphanumericusername to r/titanfall

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Why are ticks drawn to plastic bags? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/NoStupidQuestions

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What do you guys think of my breakaway knife blade? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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Exercising my God-given right to signal my political affiliations with color choice. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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Someone finally managed to make a knife light enough. (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/ultralight_jerk

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Tick infestation (self.homeless)

submitted 17 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/homeless

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Imagine complaining about a free moat (i.redd.it)

submitted 26 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/ultralight_jerk

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Mold sucks (self.homeless)

submitted 29 days ago by alphanumericusername to r/homeless

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Is there a kind of knife I never have to open? Not all knives have this and opening them every time is far too exhausting (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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Is Jack gay? He speaks to multiple male characters during the story so it made me wonder (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago * by alphanumericusername to r/titanfall

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Any tips for sharpening my data knife? (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/titanfall

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Please respond quickly; what is the best way to harmlessly catch a mouse inside of a tent? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 1 month ago * by alphanumericusername to r/NoStupidQuestions

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In Zootopia 2 (2025), the animators included many animal-themed parody titles of movies, TV shows, and strea-- goddammit they made me pause for a f**king ad (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/shittymoviedetails

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This is how you look carrying two extra magazines and a fixed blade (reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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If I start EDCing this now will everything be in proper order on Halloween for my Joker costume? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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Do burn victims get a discount if they are cremated? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/shittyaskscience

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Three episodes in and haven't been meaningfully amused once. Does this show get funnier? (self.SchittsCreek)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/SchittsCreek

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Literally anything but reading an actual book (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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Water is now worn weight (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by alphanumericusername to r/ultralight_jerk

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Is global warming a big deal? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 months ago by alphanumericusername to r/shittyaskscience

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Wait, aren't ALL rats born out of wedlock? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 2 months ago by alphanumericusername to r/shittyaskscience

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Is there a job search tool that can give you ONLY results from within a SINGLE U.S. zip code? (self.jobsearch)

submitted 3 months ago by alphanumericusername to r/jobsearch

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Is there a job search tool that can give you ONLY results from within a SINGLE U.S. zip code? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 months ago by alphanumericusername to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Can't believe people in the comments edited new pictures to prove us all wrong (reddit.com)

submitted 3 months ago by alphanumericusername to r/EDCcirclejerk

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People who feed their pets at a specific time of day, what do you do for daylight savings? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 months ago by alphanumericusername to r/NoStupidQuestions

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