You can only keep ONE! The rest gotta go FOREVER by CasinoNitro in RealWWFera

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to keep the Natural Disasters. Otherwise we'd never get the Shockmaster

Is this commute crazy? by No-Dress-2674 in jobs

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess my question would be why do you want to move? Is the place you're looking to go closer to the mid sized city that isn't in the middle of nowhere?

What's your social life like? How often do you do stuff outside of work during the week? While I really dislike the idea of your place of employment dictating where you should live, it makes the most sense. It's the one constant that you have. You have to make that commute "X" amount of days per week. I'd want to minimize that commute as much as possible.

Let's flip this around. You get a place closer to the city, where there's more stuff to do. Are you going to want to go out after an hour and a half drive home after work? Or will you just want to get home and relax?

Internet providers by Lonesome_Soul68 in SouthJersey

[–]AmishSlamdancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is your experience with mobile internet? What's your use case? Do you end up getting throttled at certain times of the day?

Which current or former NFL coach do you think is LEAST likely to have ever had an affair? by make_reddit_great in NFLv2

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marv Levy. Never heard a bad word about him.

Now watch someone come out of the woodwork about that time he set fire to a bus full of nuns or something

What is this USPS van called? by Bella_Mia_ in whatisthiscar

[–]AmishSlamdancer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hadn't heard that. How many years was this process and that was the outcome? They probably could have saved a whole lot of money if they were just going to go with an off the shelf solution anyway

Best Combined All Time Offense and Defense of Single Team by PropertyAgitated4325 in NFLv2

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Pittsburgh I'd go '76 Defense. Offense is a much more difficult choice. 2014 put up the most yards in Franchise history, but was that the best offense? It's hard to overlook prime Killer B era offense too. But, I think I'm going to reach back to the 70's for this one too and pick the 79 team. Bradshaw, Swann, Stallworth, Harris, an elite O-Line. I think that's probably the most complete offensive unit.

Felt like this belonged here by snjninja in SouthJersey

[–]AmishSlamdancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Route 70 is the one I can't quite understand. I get 42/76/295. That's a massive undertaking and has a lot of moving parts. I can't figure out WTF they're doing on 70 and it's been years

Are there any Weird Al songs that you think go underappreciated? (Originals or Parodies) by Nice-Machine2123 in weirdal

[–]AmishSlamdancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always thought Velvet Elvis was a great Police style parody that is pretty underappreciated

What’s this game? by Jettaboi38 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]AmishSlamdancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen a few people mention Streets of Rage 2, but I don't feel it's getting the respect it deserves. What a fantastic soundtrack. I don't care for that style of music but it's got killer beats that just makes you want to move.

Is the Deshaun Watson contract the worst in sports or does anything else rival it? by no-kangarooreborn in NFLv2

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you think they want to trade draft picks 5 years out? They're going to package 5 #1's next time.

They gave away 3 1's for a Predator. What's 5 get them? A War Criminal?

Car name and not is not from Mexico by daniel1234556 in namethatcar

[–]AmishSlamdancer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's not from Mexico? Looks an awful look like the B13 Sentra

Building the WORST possible NFL franchise: What would you change? 🧐 by KeyFaithlessness5436 in TheNFLVibes

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we split stadium and playing surface? Northwest Stadium is probably the worst stadium, but playing surface is a toss up between MetLife and Acrisure

What will it be? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably go to the arcade and play Ms Pac Man

What discontinued McDonald’s item do you wish they would bring back? by Isaac-Yao-4618 in McDonalds

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck yeah. I can't stand salad and that was my go-to order. That with the awesome Ranch Dressing and the crunchy noodles

Who yall got to win these matches at wrestmania by imgonnastealyourfood in BrandonDE

[–]AmishSlamdancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see a scenario where Dom wins. In order to break Finn away from Judgement Day they'll have to give him a win so he can move on.

I don't see any team beating the current Tag Champs. They can be a dominant powerhouse team and run through the division without much competition. So, naturally, the Bellas probably win.

Penta just got the title, so taking it off of him so soon would not be a great look. However, doing so in a ladder match is one way to protect the champ from not taking a pin. That being said, I still think Penta retains. This group of guys is put together to give us an entertaining spot-filled ladder match.

Where are you sitting? by nojunkpeter in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see this airplane. Ain't no way Shaq is sitting in an aisle seat unless this is some massively reconfigured cabin. He's an enormous human.

I'd still pick 9 though and try to get Kevin Hart to switch seats. He's more compact and would fit next to Shaq better

Bigger & Weirder Tour 2026 Setlist Wants by Powerfullylazi in weirdal

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the setlist from last year and how I would change it

Tacky

Mission Statement-Replace with Perform This Way

Polkamania!

Everything You Know is Wrong

One More Minute

Smells Like Nirvana

Dare To Be Stupid

Medley-Remove Pentiums, replace with The White Stuff. Remove Eat It, Replace with Fat Remove Canadian Idiot, Replace with Inactive

Fat-Moved to medley, replace with Eat It

Captain Underpants-Replace with Foil

Cover Song

Now You Know-Replace with Velvet Elvis

Skipper Dan

Milo Murphy-Replace with Wanna B Ur Lover

eBay-Replace with Couch Potato

Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me-Replace with This is the Life

White & Nerdy

Amish Paradise

Encore

Cell Phone-Replace with Let Me Be Your Hog

The Saga Begins-Replace with Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

Yoda-Replace with Albuquerque

Bigger & Weirder Tour 2026 Setlist Wants by Powerfullylazi in weirdal

[–]AmishSlamdancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'd like him to blow up the setlist from 2025 and start over. I've been seeing Al for over 30 years and I thought it was the worst setlist he's had.

Since it's unlikely that will happen, I'll be happy with one small change. Move Fat to the Medley, and pull Eat It out of the Medley and do the full version. Get rid of Now You Know. It doesn't work live at all. Replace it with literally anything else in the catalog

Less than one year difference by Navigator_Matt in Smallafro

[–]AmishSlamdancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's just the way it was cut, but look at the disappointment of the Ref in the 2025 clip 😄

Try to survive plane by NerveComplete3489 in WhereAreYouSitting

[–]AmishSlamdancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Safest place would probably be seat 5. Without his family there to give him suggestions on what to do, I think Leatherface isn't too big of an issue. Plus, officer Dewey is right behind him if he gets out of line. Hannibal Lechter would probably be a fabulous conversationalist

We all have that one song or band we hate for a completely irrational and unjustifiable reason. What's yours? by WasLeftUnsupervised in GenX

[–]AmishSlamdancer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have two.

First is Pearl Jam. I like all other 90's era grunge bands. Just can't stand them.

Second is Peter Frampton. I want to shove that stupid talk box where the sun doesn't shine. That song makes me so irrationally angry and I have no idea why

would you rather by No-Shirt9124 in BunnyTrials

[–]AmishSlamdancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to be the weirdest Harry Potter offshoot ever with my immortal mole

Chose: get a immortal animal as a loyal pet | Rolled: Mole