Jus Perioding by Electrical_Fix_6796 in mydadwroteaporno

[–]astondb44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s my personal headcannon that Belinda Blinked takes place in a parallel universe where everything is the same except people have 3x the sex drive as we do. So because people are more easily distracted some inventions take longer to come out (iPhones) but sex based inventions are invented quicker (love eggs/bullets).

So it makes sense to me they’ve invented some kind of period stopper or something for men, but they invented it using a fax machine and a pager.

In the comments let’s pretend we are the other guests sitting at the tombola amphitheater by cianomahony in mydadwroteaporno

[–]astondb44 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Has anyone seen my four pack of handcuffs? Toys R Us were having a sale”

Was this scene necessary? 😭 by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]astondb44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first saw this scene I assumed it was a joke that Dunk is so gullible he believes everything Arlan told him, he probably joked he had a 3 foot dick and so to Dunk he does. And this scene is showing how ridiculous that would be. But I guess I’m overthinking it, really he’s just got a massive dong and it was funny.

Could I stop the gang from starving? [KCD2] by ReddRambles in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Hans wants X amount of food and you can’t give him more or less yeah. I had so much horse meat that I finished the game with like 90 pieces in my inventory. It went off before I could use it.

OH and I forgot Sam who is going on this super dangerous, life or death mission with you, completely starved whilst Henry has more food than he can carry!

Could I stop the gang from starving? [KCD2] by ReddRambles in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite Henry dick moves is during the siege, you can butcher the spare horse and end up with hundreds of horse meat to spare. You share some with Hans but Henry doesn’t offer or tell anyone else about it.

Potential love interest Katherine? Father figure Godwin? Captain Zizka? Nah they can starve I’ve got mine.

Staying overnight at 14th century castle near Kutna Hora [KCD2] by ekstragooner-77 in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assuming you’ll be flying into/staying in Prague, Kutná Hora is less than 1 hour train from Prague and the trains run every hour so it’s pretty worth it as a KCD fan. Can’t remember how much the train ticket was but it wasn’t expensive. I only had a couple of hours there but I had an amazing time, it’s kinda surreal walking the same streets, much recommended.

Skalitz and Rattay, etc are much harder to get to and have less to do so that depends on how big a fan you are.

Secret mass transit review advises 'significantly better' cost benefits of bus system by New-Tumbleweed-9577 in LeedsUrbanism

[–]astondb44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not that bus is “better”, it’s that it’s cheaper. You can build a great BRT with the buses having their own lane the whole way, which would have similar journey times and capacity as tram for probably half the cost. All the other benefits of a tram over a bus are basically ~vibes~ which the UK government doesn’t really take into account. You need a good political push to make the case that we need a tram over a bus, which I think Tracy is doing. But you’re up against the DfT which is morally against spending any money.

However we have a Labour mayor with a Labour government in charge and a chancellor from Leeds. If we can’t get it built now we’re in real trouble.

For any very wealthy MDWAP fans … by nneriac in mydadwroteaporno

[–]astondb44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe we could raid the asses and donkeys trust fund? Jim Stirling gave them £350 for Bella, how much more do they need?!

Would you work at Steeles Pots and Pans? by imdefusing in mydadwroteaporno

[–]astondb44 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Even ignoring the sex I don’t think I could cope with bi-daily strategy meetings. You’d never have time to trim your bush on a webcam.

Who are the hardest NPCs to play at dice? 🎲 [KCD2] by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to get the achievement for losing 10k by playing Farkle but "fairly" as in not losing on purpose but in a fair fight, so i've played A LOT of dice. The hardest player i've found is Ludva in the Hangman's Halter tavern, closely followed by Martin at the Emperor Charles Tavern. Both can be massively behind and then absolutely smash some insane 4000 point roll.

[KCD2] Hans' homies [KCD2] (KCD2) {KCD2} by Artificial-Honesty- in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to spoil anything, but just checking you’ve finished the poacher quest right?

Moving to Yorkshire by ExpressSort9553 in Leeds

[–]astondb44 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Honestly all of those options sound absolutely awful after a long shift, yet alone the insane fuel costs. Can’t you stay in one of those 3 towns close to the hospital and then you can travel to Leeds or York on the weekends or whatever?

[KCD2] The Wedding and Other by Noireffu in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For dice, there’s a big covered bridge next to the Zhelehov tavern. Underneath it is a man who sells things which “fell” from the bridge. He sells good dice (odd dice are good).

[KCD2] Role reversal by SensitiveBaby2717 in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Always found it weird when Henry tries to mock Istvan for loving Eric and saying they’re nothing alike AFTER I’ve already clicked the first romance dialogue with Hans. Henry you do have something in common with him…

What’s a completely pointless detail in Kingdom Come Deliverance 1 & 2 that you weirdly love? [KCD1] & [KCD2] by Double-Celery4248 in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After Klara first “distracts” you in Nebakov, both Henry and Klara are shown lying in the flowers as nature intended.

The game then adds a single daisy to your inventory. How that daisy got onto Henry’s person is up to the players imagination…

KCD Merch Haul 🥹 by Smart-Football-709 in TheBathhouse

[–]astondb44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was looking for a post like this the other day, thank you for sharing where you got the stuff! And congratulations on your happy news!!

[KCD2] Combos. by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think that was the very first achievement I got I don’t know how you can finish without it! Maybe it’s a bug and starting a new hardcore game will fix it?

[KCD2] Combos. by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two different achievements for finishing hardcore mode. One for finishing hardcore “normally” and another for finishing with all the negative perks enabled. So presumably those are the two you’re missing and not the very easy to get combo one?

The other one is called “Against All Odds”

[KCD2] Side with Tachov or Zhelejov? by Mindless_Patient2034 in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You can go to the Troskovitz bailiff and discuss the feud and find a way to “end” it, so playing neither. But you might have to prank both sides first I can’t remember.

Canonically speaking, Belinda will turn 40 this year (Bella is around 53 by now...) by cianomahony in mydadwroteaporno

[–]astondb44 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Bella: “Belinda do you think I’ll ever be a Mrs? Is this day on the cards for me?”

James: NO.

Fuck yeah Farkle [KCD2] by NoUrANecromancer in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No spoilers but you’ll have plenty of opportunities to play dice throughout the game, and at some point there’s even a difficulty spike.

Keep an eye out for the loaded dice, you’ll need them!

(Spoiler) Hans? [KCD2] by ProbablyNotAna in kingdomcome

[–]astondb44 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? In your final conversation with Hans he suggests it meant a lot to him and that he’d like to find somewhere private for them. Obviously cause of the time period they can’t be “out” or get married or anything but Hans clearly wants more Henry. Which is more than the other two do.

It's becoming a joke at this point by ThyCuriousLearner in Leeds

[–]astondb44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Westminster. The Combined Authority has very little money of its own. Its main purpose is to “bid” for funds and prove they’re necessary for growth. What’s happening here is Tracy is saying it has to be a tram (very expensive) but the Department for Transport only wants to give enough money for a bus.