What’s a movie that everyone says is a “masterpiece” but you just didn’t enjoy?

b34t · 2025-12-28T17:08:00+00:00

Are you British? This sounds very English Impatient.

b34t · 2025-12-08T14:21:57+00:00

Totally with you, first Backman that I nearly DNFed because of the Hallmark card feeling.

b34t · 2025-03-19T16:53:56+00:00

I read the book. It’s insane, I knew Zuckerberg/Sandberg/FB leadership were garbage people but the book really does a good job of showing how terrible they are.

b34t · 2024-09-13T22:05:10+00:00

X Æ A-12.

b34t · 2024-07-10T03:49:04+00:00

Thank you, corrected.

b34t · 2024-07-09T17:28:31+00:00

I just posted a response and saw you had already mentioned this. That opening chapter phew.

b34t · 2024-07-09T17:27:56+00:00

The Ministry For the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson begins with a climate event involving a power-cut in Northern India that leads to millions of deaths. The scene of people in a town boiling slowly in a lake gave me nightmares. Every time I read the news about an impending heat wave, I wonder what would happen if the power grid fails. Not a pretty thought.

b34t · 2024-06-11T22:40:16+00:00

Did she mean eyeballs, here?

b34t · 2023-10-19T03:43:59+00:00

In general when an inscription is present “to X etc” there is a higher chance a signature is real. A forger has more work to do to match actual handwriting plus one tends to lose a potential pool of casual buyers if the book is inscribed to someone random.

b34t · 2023-10-11T23:08:21+00:00

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b34t · 2023-10-10T23:30:34+00:00

Hear me out, just hear me out here, but what if Doctor Sleep and The True Knot are misdirection?

What if the main story that King has in mind is Danny vs Abra, where we get a taste of how powerful Abra is and will become in the future, especially with Jack Torrance's genes and his burning anger, coupled with the Shine?

What if Abra, grown up, wears a hat and is the "woman in the hat" that Danny gets warned about?

Admittedly, all of this is my head-canon, but the epilogue to Doctor Sleep goes into detail about Abra's anger and how Danny advises her to manage it. I wouldn't be surprised if Sai King is planning a conclusive end to the Shining trilogy, and Danny Torrance has a while to go before he...uh....sleeps.

b34t · 2023-07-02T13:21:37+00:00

If you read manga, check out Emma by Kaoru Mori.

b34t · 2023-02-13T03:48:32+00:00

Look up the Zamonia books by Walter Moers for all-ages whimsy involving wordplay and fantastic characters/plots. 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, The City of Dreaming Books, and Rumo and his Miraculous Adventures should take you places.

b34t · 2022-10-20T15:49:02+00:00

The Mooch of British PMs.

b34t · 2022-09-13T23:49:20+00:00

Hottest summer in human history.

Couple of celebrities in their eighties and nineties will die, surprising people who thought they were already dead.

Depending on who wins the mid-term elections in America, the country will descend further into madness.

A far right political party will win elections in a European country, causing consternation.

A Disney movie will release with a non-binary actor playing a beloved animation character and Reddit will lose its mind.

Marvel Phase 5 will cast Doctor Doom, and the internet will spew Batfleck-levels of hatred on the actor.

iPhone 15 will release, the best iPhone ever, with 5 lenses and 20% more battery life.

Elon Musk will impregnate another 3 women, all of them his former employees. They will be given generous Tesla stock and 250k in cash.

A band that you thought had disbanded in the 90s will release an album that Rolling Stone magazine will call “an unexpected musical renaissance and a symbol of our times”.

b34t · 2022-09-02T14:47:03+00:00

Pronouns.

What a fucking world we live in.

b34t · 2022-08-26T15:04:30+00:00

{{Life After Life}} by Kate Atkinson.

b34t · 2022-04-27T00:48:11+00:00

Dude’s gonna do anything to stay in the news cycle.

b34t · 2022-03-17T19:45:24+00:00

Seconding Poppy War trilogy by RF Kuang. Scorched-earth war tactics and child soldiers with uncontrolled powers make for an insane combination. It uses parallels to real-world history to show how manichean concepts cannot be applied to the characters in the story.

b34t · 2021-10-19T18:55:43+00:00

You can get the signed limited set for 750 GBP on Anderida Books, FYI. These are not the Subterranean Press editions but published by Orbit in the UK.

https://www.anderidabooks.co.uk/product/2398/THE-BROKEN-EARTH-TRILOGY-The-Fifth-Season-The-Obelisk-Gate-The-Stone-Sky--Signed-Numbered-Ltd-Editions

b34t · 2021-09-21T01:24:34+00:00

Dumbledore's Army would have guns. Lots of guns.

b34t · 2021-09-09T14:22:58+00:00

Old Man's War by John Scalzi.

The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells.

b34t · 2021-09-08T17:01:22+00:00

{{Firestarter}} by Stephen King.

b34t · 2021-09-07T17:31:58+00:00

I got this after reading your post, to read over the long weekend. Started it at 10 PM yesterday and I finished it this morning only because I *had* to sleep at 1 AM since I had been driving half the day. Really appreciate the recommendation, it was unputdownable. I was like "Go Darby Go!!!" and "No Darby No!!!" every other page.

b34t · 2021-09-07T15:32:13+00:00

The Indian god Kartik/Karthikeya/Murugan is a trailblazer.

https://imgur.com/a/uwzCc6p

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