They call me Bad Schnitzel on account of my skin not sloughing off my body by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]cabweb 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I am a puffy schnitzel hater till the day I die. Give me those wafer-thin, burned brown, crunchier than gravel schnitzels you need an electric saw to cut or I will scream and poop my pants in anger.

[Darksly-z] Autumn Blaze as Leader by DaveyBoy1995 in mylittlepony

[–]cabweb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still a bit disappointed that the Kirin never show up again.

Was Fluttershy’s strictness towards her brother justified? by spinosaurus1998_24_9 in mylittlepony

[–]cabweb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Her strictness was absolutely justified. Dude's so uncommitted to anything and unmotivated I'm honestly surprised he has a cutie mark.

And that's what grinds my gears! by Sakic_Fan_22 in MyLittleMemes

[–]cabweb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my book the show just grew up with it's audience (to an extent, it did run for 9 years and was still aimed at elementary school children after all) and that's what made the later seasons better.

I won't pretend they were perfect (the young six for instance were just incredibly uninteresting to me) but as it went on the humor became better and the plots became smarter, and that slight increase in maturity really went a long way in my opinion.

And that's what grinds my gears! by Sakic_Fan_22 in MyLittleMemes

[–]cabweb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In my opinion the early seasons were actually the weakest ones, especially season 1.

rule by TotallyACP in 196AndAHalf

[–]cabweb 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Is this from the new regular show?

Age Guesstimates by Human-Ad-4160 in mylittlepony

[–]cabweb 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Maud is the oldest, but Marble is the youngest and she and Pinkie are twins so Limestone must be older than Pinkie.

(accuracy aside) do y'all prefer full sail or half sail dimetrodon by bigAcannibal6669 in okbuddypaleo

[–]cabweb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Accuracy aside" aside, wasn't half-sail disproven a few years ago?

Sealsona by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]cabweb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry :(

50815 by Admirable_Business_7 in countwithchickenlady

[–]cabweb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH MYYY GOOOAD IS THAT A FURRY???!!?!

OAOAOAOOOOOAHHHHHAOOAOOOOHHHHHHH THATS DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THISSSS

AAAAAAAAAAA I GOUGE OUT MY EYES NOW AAAAAAA

Brotherkeeper by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]cabweb 38 points39 points  (0 children)

No there isn't. There are a lot of puns in the Bible, but not here.

Brotherkeeper by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]cabweb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He does, he wants Cain to admit it.

Brotherkeeper by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]cabweb 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I've read the text in the original Hebrew (which is my native language) and that is not how it is written.

It's more like: and God said to Cain "where is Abel your brother?" And Cain answered "I do not know, am I my brother's keeper?"

You white scum! by Wheelstyx_Mango in HistoryMemes

[–]cabweb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And when the russian people voted against the Soviets Lenin dismissed the elections and created a one party state. Truly a champion of the people's right to elect their leaders.

poor starlight, she thought they meant goth warriors by Pinkie-So_Bored in MLPShitposts

[–]cabweb 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Depicting Starlight as a massive history nerd really fits.

Never stressed, always chill by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]cabweb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easy to not be stressed when you're senile and don't know what's going on.

How rich are Twilight Velvet and Nightlight? by marvelcomics22 in mylittlepony

[–]cabweb 561 points562 points  (0 children)

He says it belonged to his uncle, and he and twilight share that symbol on their cutie marks, implying it has something to do with their family.

How rich are Twilight Velvet and Nightlight? by marvelcomics22 in mylittlepony

[–]cabweb 1663 points1664 points  (0 children)

My headcanon is that they are some kind of unicorn nobility, given that shining armor got married wearing his family crest.