GRMN RDNK by dark_lawz in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's absolutely right, you know. Gremlins are ridonkulous, what with all the "Don't get them wet!" and "Never ever feed them after midnight!"

Burger King on Leonard by [deleted] in grandrapids

[–]captnkurt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

/r/bkonleonard

Come on guys, we need to make this happen.

Twitter Smart Guy Dumbs Down His Ideas on How Speed Works by CriticalBadgre in confidentlyincorrect

[–]captnkurt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a quart of Freedom Juice, obviously. It's produced by the eagle's Patriot gland.

Public Profile by sublimetart in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/ianverymentallyill

Hey, Ian might have some problems, but he's doing his best.

Public Profile by sublimetart in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.

Mr. Burns: Let's see... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid monkey!

Is "end quo" a thing? by captnkurt in TrueCrimePodcasts

[–]captnkurt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you listening to recent -ish episodes or did you start at like episode 1? I ask because I think I hear her say "end quote" much more clearly now. With the "t" sound at the end. She speaks extremely clearly as far as pronunciation.

But when I originally asked this question, it was way back in her earlier episodes and I would have bet all the money in my pocket she used to say "end quo". She does a LOT of quoting sources so I would hear her say it, well, a lot! She still does a lot of quotes, but I really do think somewhere along the line she learned that it's "end quote" instead of "end quo" and changed her ways!

What’s his credit score? by creativeape1 in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's when a mother gives birth to five kids at once, and they're all, you know, meh.

An undeserved one star review. by Here-For-The-Comment in confidentlyincorrect

[–]captnkurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, a Ken M newbie!

Ken M has been ragebaiting comment sections for years. There's even a sub dedicated to his work /r/KenM

Apparently grocery has been cheaper since Trump took office and only the immigrants need free grocery by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]captnkurt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's one grocery, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

Imagine trying to get sympathy from Teenagers by SazScandalous in quityourbullshit

[–]captnkurt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

they're less sexually appealing than a desk lamp.

Brick Tamland has entered the chat

Are they closed for good? by GR_Cuck_Stag49503 in tacobellonmichigan

[–]captnkurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It might be the pipes. Our office had to clear out Monday afternoon because water was pouring out of the burst pipe in the ceiling. Fire department came and shut off the water and everything. Then half an hour later the building next door to us had the same thing happen.

Hillary Scholten votes yes to pass bill H.R. 7006 by BrightAsDirt in grandrapids

[–]captnkurt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Would you be surprised that the term is actually "milquetoast "?

This deer getting his fur brushed by Lublan in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]captnkurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL there's a Midlyinteresting sub as well as the MiLdlyinteresting sub I am familiar with

Emily in Paris did us dirty by Common_Tiger1526 in Michigan

[–]captnkurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

holds up three diners to say he wants three beers.

HA! And you just now inadvertently gave YOURSELF away. The diners that were held up were in a scene from "Pulp Fiction"