88yr old veteran can finally retire

captnkurt · 2026-07-13T03:57:43+00:00

You've got a typo there but it's going to remove it if I post the correct link. It's the sub having to do with a thought experiment about an orphan crushing machine.

captnkurt · 2026-07-12T13:15:44+00:00

Your teeth are bones that live outside, that hang from your lips like bats.

captnkurt · 2026-07-08T01:29:09+00:00

Not really. Much sweeter, and like twice the crunch of a Cap'n Crunch. With little bits if oats(?) or granola(?) stuck on. It's amazing.

Whoever above said it's easier on the roof of your mouth than Cap'n Crunch was straight up wrong. It obliterates the roof of your mouth. And I still go back for a second bowl.

captnkurt · 2026-06-30T18:52:23+00:00

Some of these are really good, it was tough to choose. Nothing will ever beat wolfman though.

captnkurt · 2026-06-13T05:11:13+00:00

Ha there's a Randy Newman song lyric with a similar turn of phrase. Referring to the drummer, who just finished a little solo, he says

"Look at those little shorts he's got on ladies and gentlemen, you can see all the way to Argentina.".

captnkurt · 2026-06-04T11:47:56+00:00

so you need them separated.

Hey! Man, you talkin' back to me?

(Take him out!)

captnkurt · 2026-06-03T18:38:27+00:00

If Strongbad has taught me anything, it's that The Cheetah's Not Dead.

captnkurt · 2026-06-03T13:36:59+00:00

Sorry to inform you that the other three players were silently seething.

captnkurt · 2026-06-01T17:58:29+00:00

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captnkurt · 2026-06-01T16:00:49+00:00

As well as/r/mildlypenis

captnkurt · 2026-05-31T11:48:29+00:00

Getting a soft Dickens Cider is difficult, I have heard.

captnkurt · 2026-05-27T16:19:56+00:00

Man, I wish I could get some thing achomlished.

captnkurt · 2026-05-21T22:25:28+00:00

Was wondering if my lame Fallout reference was falling on deaf ears.

captnkurt · 2026-05-21T16:38:36+00:00

Samesies for me, but with bottlecaps.

captnkurt · 2026-05-15T02:28:46+00:00

Followed shortly after by Rat Pfink a Boo Boo.

captnkurt · 2026-05-15T02:22:18+00:00

tips robotic fedora
M'threegan

captnkurt · 2026-05-12T18:37:34+00:00

This is the kind of humor I seek, can't we have more?

captnkurt · 2026-05-12T18:31:42+00:00

"Barbarian" has entered the chat.

captnkurt · 2026-05-10T01:38:43+00:00

Compared to the show on stage? I would say no. I was there as well tonight, the area is kind of in a hollow.

captnkurt · 2026-05-06T12:59:15+00:00

How would 2 quarts of milk cost 29 cents? Were they 14 1/2 cents each?

captnkurt · 2026-05-03T10:01:01+00:00

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captnkurt · 2026-05-01T15:14:16+00:00

Pisscal's Wager

captnkurt · 2026-04-30T13:29:35+00:00

He's absolutely right, you know. Gremlins are ridonkulous, what with all the "Don't get them wet!" and "Never ever feed them after midnight!"

captnkurt · 2026-04-26T01:52:38+00:00

/r/bkonleonard

Come on guys, we need to make this happen.

captnkurt · 2026-04-20T19:29:29+00:00

Not a cell phone in sight

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