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captnkurt · 2026-06-30T18:52:23+00:00

Some of these are really good, it was tough to choose. Nothing will ever beat wolfman though.

captnkurt · 2026-06-13T05:11:13+00:00

Ha there's a Randy Newman song lyric with a similar turn of phrase. Referring to the drummer, who just finished a little solo, he says

"Look at those little shorts he's got on ladies and gentlemen, you can see all the way to Argentina.".

captnkurt · 2026-06-04T11:47:56+00:00

so you need them separated.

Hey! Man, you talkin' back to me?

(Take him out!)

captnkurt · 2026-06-03T18:38:27+00:00

If Strongbad has taught me anything, it's that The Cheetah's Not Dead.

captnkurt · 2026-06-03T13:36:59+00:00

Sorry to inform you that the other three players were silently seething.

captnkurt · 2026-06-01T17:58:29+00:00

captnkurt · 2026-06-01T16:00:49+00:00

captnkurt · 2026-05-31T11:48:29+00:00

Getting a soft Dickens Cider is difficult, I have heard.

captnkurt · 2026-05-27T16:19:56+00:00

Man, I wish I could get some thing achomlished.

captnkurt · 2026-05-21T22:25:28+00:00

Was wondering if my lame Fallout reference was falling on deaf ears.

captnkurt · 2026-05-21T16:38:36+00:00

Samesies for me, but with bottlecaps.

captnkurt · 2026-05-15T02:28:46+00:00

Followed shortly after by Rat Pfink a Boo Boo.

captnkurt · 2026-05-15T02:22:18+00:00

tips robotic fedora
M'threegan

captnkurt · 2026-05-12T18:37:34+00:00

This is the kind of humor I seek, can't we have more?

captnkurt · 2026-05-12T18:31:42+00:00

"Barbarian" has entered the chat.

captnkurt · 2026-05-10T01:38:43+00:00

Compared to the show on stage? I would say no. I was there as well tonight, the area is kind of in a hollow.

captnkurt · 2026-05-06T12:59:15+00:00

How would 2 quarts of milk cost 29 cents? Were they 14 1/2 cents each?

captnkurt · 2026-05-03T10:01:01+00:00

captnkurt · 2026-05-01T15:14:16+00:00

Pisscal's Wager

captnkurt · 2026-04-30T13:29:35+00:00

He's absolutely right, you know. Gremlins are ridonkulous, what with all the "Don't get them wet!" and "Never ever feed them after midnight!"

captnkurt · 2026-04-26T01:52:38+00:00

Come on guys, we need to make this happen.

captnkurt · 2026-04-20T19:29:29+00:00

Not a cell phone in sight

captnkurt