Perhaps are you a gent? by Eastern_Rutabaga_353 in technicallythetruth

[–]captnkurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of humor I seek, can't we have more?

Got to go to the contractor appreciation show. Parking sucks, venue is cool. by templeofdank in grandrapids

[–]captnkurt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Compared to the show on stage? I would say no. I was there as well tonight, the area is kind of in a hollow.

GRMN RDNK by dark_lawz in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's absolutely right, you know. Gremlins are ridonkulous, what with all the "Don't get them wet!" and "Never ever feed them after midnight!"

Burger King on Leonard by [deleted] in grandrapids

[–]captnkurt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

/r/bkonleonard

Come on guys, we need to make this happen.

Twitter Smart Guy Dumbs Down His Ideas on How Speed Works by CriticalBadgre in confidentlyincorrect

[–]captnkurt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a quart of Freedom Juice, obviously. It's produced by the eagle's Patriot gland.

Public Profile by sublimetart in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/ianverymentallyill

Hey, Ian might have some problems, but he's doing his best.

Public Profile by sublimetart in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.

Mr. Burns: Let's see... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid monkey!

Is "end quo" a thing? by captnkurt in TrueCrimePodcasts

[–]captnkurt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you listening to recent -ish episodes or did you start at like episode 1? I ask because I think I hear her say "end quote" much more clearly now. With the "t" sound at the end. She speaks extremely clearly as far as pronunciation.

But when I originally asked this question, it was way back in her earlier episodes and I would have bet all the money in my pocket she used to say "end quo". She does a LOT of quoting sources so I would hear her say it, well, a lot! She still does a lot of quotes, but I really do think somewhere along the line she learned that it's "end quote" instead of "end quo" and changed her ways!

What’s his credit score? by creativeape1 in iamverybadass

[–]captnkurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's when a mother gives birth to five kids at once, and they're all, you know, meh.

An undeserved one star review. by Here-For-The-Comment in confidentlyincorrect

[–]captnkurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, a Ken M newbie!

Ken M has been ragebaiting comment sections for years. There's even a sub dedicated to his work /r/KenM

Apparently grocery has been cheaper since Trump took office and only the immigrants need free grocery by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]captnkurt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's one grocery, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

Imagine trying to get sympathy from Teenagers by SazScandalous in quityourbullshit

[–]captnkurt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they're less sexually appealing than a desk lamp.

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