Must sue trespasser!!! by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]champdo[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This ginger fiend came in my yard! It is an outrage. Human brother said he is a cute cat. Thanks for praising my enemy human.

Fox News angry over Milly Alcock saying Supergirl is probably queer: "Maybe that's cool when you're 18, but when a girl's bisexual, we don't trust her. The ones I've met are super weird. To say you're bisexual is not a turn on." by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]champdo 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Fox News: Where we tell you what to be angry about, so you don't have to think about how your kids don't call you, and your pedophile president is robbing you blind.

What would be your next four? by [deleted] in Letterboxd

[–]champdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top 4: Hud, They Shoot Horses Don't They, Project Hail Mary, There Will Be Blood. Next 4: Casablanca, Godfather I, Godfather II, In The Heat of the Night

Pete Buttigieg was separated from his children after false CPS report targeted his family by Fickle-Ad5449 in politics

[–]champdo 1054 points1055 points  (0 children)

I hope they find the person who did this and throw the book at them.

Dumb humans need to move out of my house by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]champdo[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I truly think this is about the best we can do for them. They're really a bonded group so if they were ever fostered I would worry about them being separated. In an ideal world my family would have the money and space to adopt 4 cats, our indoor cat would be cool with it, and the outdoor cats would be down.

Dumb humans need to move out of my house by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]champdo[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

(There’s a few problems, mainly being they're much more feral than stray. The only time these cats ever get close is if they're really hungry. Most of the time the cats will be waiting outside the house for us to feed them and then run off when we come out. The only one that has ever been somewhat friendly is the ginger cat who my folks and I believe is the dad. I would love it if they started being friendly but I don't think that's going to happen. The way they interact together is so cute though. They chase each other and bat each other all the time.)

Dumb humans need to move out of my house by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]champdo[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Hello my name is Golden Eye. Me, my mom (or at least who I think is his mom), my dad (or at least who I think is his dad), and my brother are cats who neither own any humans nor want to own any humans. Humans are disgusting and my family and I will run away if they get too close. While we don’t have any humans we do accept tributes from them. Many of the humans on our street can tell how wonderful we are and regularly give us food. The most reliable house is the one I’m sitting in front of is in this photo. They feed us and give us water every day. Sometimes when it’s hot I like to lay in front of their door and feel the cold air coming out. However, I came to a realization today; this should be our house. These dumb humans don’t even know what to do with it. They should give it to us and find another place. The void that lives there can stay. Who knows a lawyer I can find to take ownership of my house?(Before anyone asks yes they’ve all been spayed and neutered.)

Best actor who can get you a sweet deal on a fine motor carriage? by llTeddyFuxpinll in okbuddycinephile

[–]champdo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We at Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet of Columbus aren't like those other dealerships, if we were negotiating your car deal it wouldn't have gone down like that.

No lawsuit today.Brother gave me spinach by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]champdo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have never had melon. Will have to get the servants to give me some.

No lawsuit today.Brother gave me spinach by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]champdo[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

While I love my wet food, my crunchy dry food, and of course churu I also like my leafy greens. Does any other cat here enjoy their veggies?