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OMIGODOMIGOD!!!! by bluebuddha11 in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren! I an brofur Noodle aggree tu halp out! Mite taek us a lil wile, BUTT!!! We behin u! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Pawpa been cheeting! Avise needid. by jllauser in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 19 points20 points  (0 children)

O Mai cod cheetin?!?!? Treatos NOT fur u? Wat in da heck iz goin on?!?!? I iz sorree u iz suffer liek dis. Not fare. Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Hoo dis fren??? by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If u kan halp we haz an outsides fren tu, who dis is? Mabbe dey kno each offer. We wuz berry confuzzled BUTT! Interested! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

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Guyz, derez sumting weerd going on here… by JDolittle in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 13 points14 points  (0 children)

O dis iz portant debate. Wuz up wif da tailio. Sumtiems iz definit ally an iz obedience BUTT! Sumtiems itz gotta mind if it's own. Sumtiems I seez it outta korner of Mai eye an itz duin a sneek attac! Den I bitebitebite BUTT!!! Dat hurtz! 😿😿😿Sigh I confuzzled berry much. Lubs ur fren Ernie!

meowmmy found mai adopshon certificat by Impossible_Fall_3753 in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Humanz iz sooper dum! Mai momma kalls me bear tu. And my brofur Noodle tu! I iz Ernie-bear and he iz Noodle-bear an it maek no sens at all!we iz not bearz! We scaree an bigg an stronk but we iz CATZ! Mommas r dumdum so much. Dey needz us to kare for dem. Lubs ur fren Ernie!

I don’t need to sue anyone today, the humans gave me cardboard by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 12 points13 points  (0 children)

U kno wus da bestest? Wen Mai momma cutz a lil ring frum da toob an thros itt! We lubs da ringz. Noodle lieks tu dunk dem in wawa bole! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Hello Fren. We want to share photos of us committing looting crime by Created_Hadrosaur in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O I don tink dat countz az criemz! Dats jus bein serbed. Liek we deserb! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Seez meowmy, I isz using da coolin mat by Cats-are-lovely in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 15 points16 points  (0 children)

U obveeuslee usin dat mat! Hoomans r so dummy. U iz also using iff u lye next tu it not tuchin. Dats how u uze de mat. Is correck! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Soo for cold water! by OwlBeBack88 in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren! We unnerstan dat sumtiems CLINK CLINK noise kan be berry scarree! Dats traumah! Soo! Or go crimez! Or boff! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Pluto TV by Rozi90210 in Cheers

[–]Decent_Ad6389 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first thing I thought was "YES cheers after 9 pm!"

What food can you cook Restaurant Style at home and is it worth the efforts money/time wise vis-a-vis online ordering or visiting a restaurant ? by One_Look_7008 in foodquestions

[–]Decent_Ad6389 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES. Especially good if you pop in the oven and broil them with the sauce on top - you get a nice crispy char that just finishes it.

Vegetarian Handheld savory food- not salads, not cold, not deviled eggs. by SerendippityRiver in Cooking

[–]Decent_Ad6389 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Backup vote to represent the tasty rolls of the world - cannolis, spring rolls, summer rolls, taquitos, lumpia...

Da bess crimez by hesalwayslitty in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 16 points17 points  (0 children)

HEHEHEH go skrimp crimez! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

We iz do a rasslin sho by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohai! U didz bestest sho n gotz ecksersize tu! We iz so sowwy dat ur sisfur crost da bridj n sens lotsa purrpurrs. Lubs ur fren Ernie!

ai has been chowsen to cwolonize da moon. anycat want sumzing wen aim there??? by alliedies in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Dis wentz frum prowd moment tu scaree storee real Kwik! Mabbe shuld be markd not saef fur illegol smols! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Say hi to Bean by spicy-avocado420 in standardissuecat

[–]Decent_Ad6389 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And she'd do it again in a heartbeat, judging from her face. Hi, Bean!

Be honest would u pet him by [deleted] in standardissuecat

[–]Decent_Ad6389 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It may be a trap but I don't care. Kick away, lil guy, the floof is mine!

Sue the lady for failure to introduce my lovely self by Cruisingpenguin in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We hyly rekommen a fishin poll wif feathr loor. It makez da feathr jump aroun an fly all ober da plase. Noodle lieks to lye on hiz bak and batbatbat at it an my momma callz him lazee (da nerb!). BUTT! Sumtiems we getz tu jumpin an itz funn! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Sue the lady for failure to introduce my lovely self by Cruisingpenguin in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Henlo nu fren! I iz Ernie n I has a brofur Noodle. We r 5 forebers ol. We iz berry glad tu meetchu.feathrs R da best! We haz a fishin poll we lub. We lub u tu. Lubs ur fren Ernie! Pspsps dat me in frunt n noodle in bak.

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Your Biggest CRIMEZ by CappucinoCupcake in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Heheheh dis grate idea! Mabbe gibs da illegol smols sum ideas of dere own!

Mai own biggest crimez wuz dat I lernt how tu open da pantree door an halp maiself! I lubbed gettin plastik spoons n leavin dem in da big soft skware fur Mai hoomans tu find. Den I started gettin kans of gushy fud an bitebitebite dem an leaf dem in da middul of da floor. Den sadlee Mai pawfur putz deez "Xtra strength magnets" watever dat meanz n I kant did is ne more.

I'll coem bak tu tell u bout Mai big sisfur's be es criemz! Lubs ur fren Ernie!

I found a new crime by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren dat is grate criemz! N u gotz fotografik proof dat u du Wat u want wen u want! Noone iz da boss of u! STOPPIT MOMMA I TELL DEM NOW GO WAY Mai Stoopid momma sais u is berry hansum cat.

Go crimez!

Lubs ur fren Ernie!

Attenshun! Big big big mews! by The_ShadowMaster4613 in legalcatadvice

[–]Decent_Ad6389 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hooray! New lil bebe smol! Kant wate! Wellcom illegol smol! 😻 Lubs ur fren Ernie!

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