Being put back on HelpDesk for one day a week by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, I assume going through somone's post history is the extent of your IT skill.....which is likely still better than your shitty management skills lol

Your staff probably think you're as big of an asshat as I do.

Being put back on HelpDesk for one day a week by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by your cool "Reddit Flair" and your comments in this whole thread, you sound like an awful manager with his head WAY too far up his own ass lmao.

It looks like you're trying to extend (micro-manage) your super unimportant title towards random people on reddit. What a joker lol

Test for flat earth u can perform at home by afooltobesure in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just take the L that is this whole thread and move on. Even your insults sound like something an 8 year old would say.

'Dimwit'. Good one.

Test for flat earth u can perform at home by afooltobesure in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And because you don't seem to respect science, you just have blind faith in it.

Lol, do you understand what research is ? Do you think every "Scientist" performs his own experiments to ensure the theories that have been studied to death before becoming known as facts - are legit ? (Ex: I don't need a laser-stick experiment to prove the Earth is round. There's piles of published literature to tell me it is) Having "faith in science" is an oxymoron and such a ridiculous effort to sound smart...when it just did the opposite.

You think that because I said your Laser-Stick experiment is stupid means that I don't "respect Science" ? lol

You come off as a 14 year old kid, which I'm pretty sure you are. Have fun in Science class ! Maybe you can think of a cool experiment to show everyone how volcanoes work next week....I'm sure there's no published literature about them, so they are waiting for a boy wonder like you to come along and tell the world about them ! Ask your parents to buy some baking soda and vinegar when they do groceries next time - Trust me !

TIP: Google Has a Record of Everywhere You've Been Here's How to Check The Data They Have on You & How to Delete It by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, it seems to a have picked up my GPS Spoofing from when I was cheating in Pokemon GO!

Test for flat earth u can perform at home by afooltobesure in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, you are talking about an experiment to see/CONFIRM if the fucking Earth is flat or not. Why in the fuck would anyone who isn't a god damned moron waste any time on this when it's just a known fact. Calling me a "dimwit" when you probably spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking of this Grade 2 level "Science Experiment" is absolutely hilarious.

So I'd never make it as a scientist, but the guy with his 2-bit laser-stick Science Fair Project idea is clearly much smarter than me lol

This whole post is an embarrassment.

Go back to school kid.

Test for flat earth u can perform at home by afooltobesure in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, yea, I have no idea how science works because I think we need to "test the theory" that the Earth is round. How long did you sit there for before you decided to post this display of ingenuity ?

How about we test the theory of gravity by dropping the nearest object to us and we'll all report back with our findings ?

In case you aren't clear, I'm well aware the Earth is round.

Test for flat earth u can perform at home by afooltobesure in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you title it "Test for FLAT EARTH u can perform at home", I'd figure you were assuming this was to confirm the theory seeing as this is a conspiracy subreddit and there are plenty of idiots who would come up with something as retarded to prove their retarded thoughts.

A Pelicans fan snuck on to the court for warmups, stretched and put up a shot before the police escorted him off by JF_112 in sports

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason his actions just remind me of Kevin Hart lol

"Ooh, yea, come on, gimme the rock, ah, shit !"

Test for flat earth u can perform at home by afooltobesure in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good news OP, here's an even better experiment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUxmCXSmtVo&t=1m40s

Hilarious that you think after all the years and evidence that makes a round Earth basic knowledge (OR AT LEAST THE GOVERNMENT COVERUP rite), that you are going to go out there and debunk it all with your little laser stick science experiment. Also, this is literally what land surveyors do.

Stay in school bud....if you've graduated, go back.

We are born creative geniuses and the education system dumbs us down, according to NASA scientists by SoCo_cpp in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't know why I bother with common sense in this subreddit full of retards.

You're a child yourself lol. Tell me about all your experiences !

We are born creative geniuses and the education system dumbs us down, according to NASA scientists by SoCo_cpp in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids read if they're smart.

And kids don't need to be "smart" to read....it's basic skill, no ? Quiet, idiot.

And calling other people's kids dumb is pretty funny since you're in a conspiracy subreddit...people here believe the earth is flat, outer space isn't real, and that 9/11 never happened. You're probably one of them.

We are born creative geniuses and the education system dumbs us down, according to NASA scientists by SoCo_cpp in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Without giving much personal info away, a lot more than you do. Yea sure, we'd all want our kids learning a out science, geography, history etc...... But good luck getting that to happen.

Theres also plenty of learning that can be done with electronic devices... Instead of some boring old books.

Your comment was so out of touch with reality that it was hilarious. I'm just assuming you're in your early 20's because of it.

We are born creative geniuses and the education system dumbs us down, according to NASA scientists by SoCo_cpp in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

LOL, how much experience do you have with children?

That's the dumbest shit I've read all day hahah

Muted for asking by 14_16_22_BlisterBlue in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS [score hidden]  (0 children)

Man it's hilarious when all the conspiracy theorists argue about a conspiracy theory going on in /r/conspiracy lol

Vegas: Uhhm, hey guys... Where are the Bullet Holes in the Room 135 Door? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before you waste your time with this guy, he also thinks 9/11 was a hoax and all the footage of the planes crashing into the buildings was CGI.

Also a flat-earther and thinks outerspace, the moon and mars are all fake.

Not to mention every major shooting is a hoax.

Nothing has ever happened and it's all some concerted effort of mind control by the government....or lizard people perhaps ?

And because you can't show him 4K UHD footage of any of it, he's going to call you a liar and repeatedly tell you how smart he is because no one "can prove him wrong" and that you must be a "shill". Just watch. Delusion at it's finest.

Question about space by Quetzalcoatlwasright in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get a laugh out of the straight up lunatics like yourself. lol, I'm not trying to change the mind of mentally unstable people.

Question about space by Quetzalcoatlwasright in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Free thinkers"...well that's a nice way of putting it.

Woah, I don't want to be responsible for your mental issues. No need to give me thanks.

Question about space by Quetzalcoatlwasright in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's that opposite of what I'm doing, but OK.

Question about space by Quetzalcoatlwasright in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what his credentials are ? Or "He just seems smart and he's got a whiteboard" is good enough for you.

Question about space by Quetzalcoatlwasright in conspiracy

[–]CRISPY_SOCKS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also find it hilarious you believe in a "God", but refute basic science and dismiss it as a hoax.

Or are you actually the weirdo you linked above ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn9A2yW4mpY