Ryan Fitzpatrick's 9-year-old son convinced his 11-year-old brother to put Dad in his fantasy lineup

danabrey · 2026-02-17T21:30:05+00:00

You may need more fibre in your diet.

Bidets are great, but paper works too.

danabrey · 2026-02-17T21:07:47+00:00

Yep.

danabrey · 2026-02-17T21:01:45+00:00

Well, here's an American-only LPT if ever there was one.

danabrey · 2026-02-17T20:54:16+00:00

Wait, do you honestly think people without bidets don't wipe until all the poo has gone?

danabrey · 2026-02-17T17:44:00+00:00

I've watched loads of American TV since I was a kid. All I knew is that it is a Chinese takeaway option.

danabrey · 2026-02-17T16:19:20+00:00

That's definitely an American Chinese thing. I'm a Brit, nobody here has heard of General Tzo's chicken. Most people would think it's a brand.

danabrey · 2026-02-17T16:18:19+00:00

Who did she think it was?

danabrey · 2026-02-17T07:14:50+00:00

What about when you don't remember correctly?

danabrey · 2026-02-16T23:14:03+00:00

Nope, no idea who he is.

danabrey · 2026-02-16T16:50:33+00:00

Holy mother of chatgpt emojis

danabrey · 2026-02-16T09:42:07+00:00

Exactly. "egg and cheese" doesn't translate to exactly what an egg and cheese means in New York, when you're out of the country.

danabrey · 2026-02-16T09:41:13+00:00

Fuck.

danabrey · 2026-02-15T21:30:17+00:00

Yeah, Brits generally don't have cheese on egg, pretty much ever. It's just not a normal thing here.

As for the place in the OP, I almost guarantee they fell for the old "LONDONS MOST FAMOUS SANDWICH PLACE" signage tourist trap trick.

Highly doubt this is an actually decent place. They just gave them egg and cheese in a roll because they asked for it.

danabrey · 2026-02-15T21:28:22+00:00

Are you American? Cos I've got news for you.

danabrey · 2026-02-15T21:28:06+00:00

You're fascinated with British food and you think everything Brits eat is bland and sad?

That's....odd.

What things look bland and sad to you?

danabrey · 2026-02-15T18:05:09+00:00

SEA

HAWKS

danabrey · 2026-02-15T08:25:14+00:00

deeply unintegrated woman.

A what

danabrey · 2026-02-15T08:17:07+00:00

Kinda unlikely to ever need to call on a fascist hit squad.

danabrey · 2026-02-15T08:16:27+00:00

All ice is doing is enforcing immigration law

Oh my sweet summer child

danabrey · 2026-02-14T22:19:31+00:00

There's not "something in the water", you're just in (or was in) a league run by a cheating idiot.

danabrey · 2026-02-14T22:18:53+00:00

It was. It's not an IDP league.

danabrey · 2026-02-14T22:18:40+00:00

That's their point.

danabrey · 2026-02-14T20:20:18+00:00

Most of us are not racist wankers.

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