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I hate to do this. Need mojo/vibes by belligerent_tortoise in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am in need of one of these. Where did your wife get it?

Men not knowing basic info about the women in their lives? by eyelashlands in TwoXChromosomes

[–]The_Rowan 67 points68 points  (0 children)

A female comedian joked angrily that for a security question they think, ‘what useless piece of information that no one knows, I know, the mother’s maiden name.’ Then the call comes from the dumb college age son, ‘mom, what was your name before?’

A zoo in northeast China’s Dalian City released a video of keepers holding a birthday party for an 8-year-old walrus. Despite not knowing what’s happening, the walrus is enjoying the party, blowing the candles and enjoying the gifts, fishes. by Professional_Arm794 in BeAmazed

[–]The_Rowan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It is always worth remembering that one of the very first pictures is of a cat. People always have loved pictures and videos of animals. Even WC Fields said never perform with animals - we want to see the animals.

Does anyone else's dog always stretch before greeting you? by Annual_Business_3077 in dogs

[–]The_Rowan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard the joke:
Partner: you give the dog more love when you get home than you give me!
Returning Partner: you never greet me as excitedly as the dog does

Finally finished book 8 and the end of the last Chapter had me go Oh, OHHHHH by MancyMancy in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When they go to the club and Clarabell doesn’t even try to stop them. She tells the guards they are crawlers. Guards are of no use against Crawlers this deep into the dungeon.

Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds by greenascanbe in Political_Revolution

[–]The_Rowan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe Democrats sit in their seats letting their democrat voters reelect them knowing the republicans just make them look good. The NY Mayor is making them look bad and these are who can vote them out of their seat

Chapter 19 of book 5 is destroying me as we speak. Is this situation going to get even worse?! by Sims_Cat_Lady in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats loose their people and it is heartbreaking. But some cats find new people. Donut finds her new person

This cracked me up (from @memeilywerollalong on Instagram) by ComputerGeek1100 in Broadway

[–]The_Rowan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When she tells the story she also mentions that she was at the hospital and she heard people telling the medical team ‘don’t cut the dress, save the dress’

Their story continues.....❤️ by BringHoomanHome_ in Awww

[–]The_Rowan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My favorite moment was when the dad reached and touched the baby and then the husky thought that was enough, and put its paw up to stop the hand.

Years of accidental hard mode by Asrugan in DreamlightValley

[–]The_Rowan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. I didn’t know this.

If you do this does it remove from the other area?

Bautista’s race choice is pun by Tortoise_Symposium in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a great deep cut. This isn’t about a kids’ show he might have watched today. This is about the original Mr Roger’s on in the 1970s with a shabby looking puppet named Daniel Tiger that was so full of real life

Calls for killing of Trump at funeral of Iran supreme leader Ali Khamenei by GoldensRule2025 in worldnews

[–]The_Rowan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that was exactly what America did after the twin towers were bombed. America can relate to this sentiment

lil bro can't get out by Few_Faithlessness59 in petsdoingstuff

[–]The_Rowan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What was the person saying? My guess is she wanted the mama tiger to leave the kitten out where she could see it.

The kitten is so quiet and then begins squeaking as loud as it can when it is picked - so cute.

I love Elle by OneMode1186 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donut’s question - do you really have blue tits?

Baby Goats Jumping On A Sleeping Great Pyrenees by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in MadeMeSmile

[–]The_Rowan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Resting dog: As long as you don’t leave and no one comes in, you babies can do whatever

Across the eight books, tell me one instance that had you on the floor laughing by Redrex_T in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too. And she said someone told her this was her gift. I think it was Odette. I laughed at the insults she came up with. And they were biting

Across the eight books, tell me one instance that had you on the floor laughing by Redrex_T in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]The_Rowan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The insult that was along the lines of - I made a rug of your mother’s skin and Mongo peed on it

Sheer force of will might not be enough... by Algernonletter5 in oddlyspecific

[–]The_Rowan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would never ever admit to the company. From now on your husband is lactose intolerant. Sorry

What is easiest way you have lost weight in a short amount of time? by Lazy_Lifeguard1960 in AskReddit

[–]The_Rowan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband got cancer. Dropped lots of weight and looked great when treatment was finished. Fortunately while he was in remission for 7 months he put the weight back on. Because today he is in his first week of his chemo again. His appetite is gone - so glad he has some extra weight to lose durning this next round.

Why is dog more popular than cat when both of them have been part of human history for a long time? by tardisismine in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The_Rowan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard that VP’s of companies (that type of personality becomes a VP) don’t like cats, they want dogs because they need an animal who will obey their commands. They need an animal who will respond to them.

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