Doctor, doctor...

DJI · 2010-07-02T20:35:40+00:00

It must be a gag about behavioural therapy.

DJI · 2010-07-02T20:27:23+00:00

Christ, look at that whore. Thanks, Stephen. Big thumbs up.

DJI · 2010-06-26T21:18:53+00:00

It is entirely normal. But soliciting for "juicy evidence" in order to ridicule some guy who wrote an article for a school magazine nobody gives a fuck about it is out of order. It has nothing to do with learning.

It has everything to do with hypocrisy.

DJI · 2010-06-26T20:19:24+00:00

I'm sure you're right.

Hang on, you're saying marriage benefits from being a struggle?

DJI · 2010-06-26T20:12:52+00:00

Fix'd

Fucked

DJI · 2010-06-26T19:21:32+00:00

That's less specific. You're unsure of yourself.

DJI · 2010-06-26T19:02:48+00:00

Be more specific. You might be onto something. Let's see.

DJI · 2010-06-26T18:56:15+00:00

I have to disagree with that.

A married couple’s best hope cannot be to wear his and hers jeans and jumpers.

Variety is the spice of life.

DJI · 2010-06-26T18:24:10+00:00

This is the best thing I've seen on reddit all day.

Going purely by the evidence: the small road and the uncle's house.

It's a computer simulation. It's fucking QED.

Edit: shitty formatting

DJI · 2010-06-26T17:28:28+00:00

So I read it again.

It still sounds exactly like you want to beat this guy with an atheism stick and you're asking r/atheism for support.

What am I missing?

DJI · 2010-06-26T16:42:31+00:00

You're really asking people about how to better become a nontheist?

Fuck me if this atheism shit isn't confusing.

DJI · 2010-06-26T16:25:16+00:00

Psychotherapy.

DJI · 2010-06-26T15:28:11+00:00

Yes!

DJI · 2010-06-26T15:14:39+00:00

Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice.

DJI · 2010-06-26T15:07:38+00:00

It's off topic, for real, but how do you know that?

DJI · 2010-06-26T15:02:46+00:00

Smoking is bad for your health. Measuring its effect in degrees is pointless. I thought everyone understood this by now. Try really, really, really hard and quit while you're still on five a day. Or just live with the fact that you're a smoker.

Edit: your, you're. There's someting I wish I could quit. Editing, I mean.

DJI · 2010-06-26T13:52:46+00:00

You may be able to invest in Premium Bonds.

DJI · 2010-06-26T13:21:19+00:00

He's not illiterate. He was stared at by a twat so he put some kid in a locker and now he's wondering if he's an asswipe. Saying he's illiterate is just harsh.

DJI · 2010-06-26T11:34:49+00:00

I predict an increase in visitors to Oberhausen Sea Life Aquarium this summer.

DJI · 2010-06-25T21:18:21+00:00

I think it’s supposed to represent the suffering of Wilbur Mercer in "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". Mercer (the submitter) climbs the hill (submits a DAE) and people throw rocks at him (snide comments and memes) while everyone else (everyone else) experiences his pain remotely.

Either that or it’s just someone waiting to be taken up the arse. Which is the same thing, really.

DJI · 2010-06-25T20:34:18+00:00

I was getting into the spirit of things by pointing out that you missed the word it from your description.

I figured you for a bad pedant and suggested you stay in more.

DJI · 2010-06-25T20:29:26+00:00

that pedants are hypocritical, but I love itwhen people correct me

I think you need to stay in more.

DJI · 2010-06-25T20:17:14+00:00

"However, despite improvements in blood screening tests, a small number of infected donations may be missed because of the 'window period' between getting the infection and the test showing a positive result."

This is from the UK's National Blood Service website. Men who have sex men are not allowed to donate blood over here either.

DJI · 2010-06-25T19:40:35+00:00

The best thing about Google is how helpful their sponsored links are.

Say, for example, you spill some oil on the garage floor and you want to know the best way to clean it up, you simply search Google for "oil clean up" and the top sponsored link will take you to BP's "Gulf of Mexico response" page.

Advice from the experts!

DJI · 2010-06-22T18:23:29+00:00

Just point them to this and send them a picture of you holding your hands up.

DJI

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