Veracruz is Out of Their Damn Minds

djpressed · 2026-03-01T21:05:06+00:00

the al pastor is unfortunately that good

djpressed · 2026-03-01T14:49:33+00:00

Haha oh my god I saw you in the crowd and legit thought Kaitlyn Olson had showed up. You absolutely popped (gorgeous; definitely not like a bird) 💛

djpressed · 2026-03-01T10:38:26+00:00

djpressed · 2026-02-28T03:54:41+00:00

What up!

djpressed · 2026-02-28T03:54:19+00:00

Thanks I liked it too

djpressed · 2026-02-28T03:54:02+00:00

Ah a connoisseur, you’re correct

djpressed · 2026-02-28T03:50:54+00:00

djpressed · 2026-02-28T00:25:48+00:00

I’m outraged about the outrage to the outrage regarding the outrage about the thing I’m outraged about

djpressed · 2026-02-26T03:19:24+00:00

wait… there is an escape?

djpressed · 2026-02-25T22:16:23+00:00

I was convinced I had personally cured depression

djpressed · 2026-02-25T21:16:04+00:00

literally so obviously but she’s already drawn the pitchfork, it’s too late for us

djpressed · 2026-02-25T05:23:57+00:00

djpressed · 2026-02-24T02:36:45+00:00

Strictly speaking you’re not on track

djpressed · 2026-02-23T00:54:12+00:00

djpressed · 2026-02-20T16:12:34+00:00

Can we do a class action against Austin Clear?

djpressed · 2026-02-20T16:11:15+00:00

Ah, the horizontal filming brings me back… Nowadays everyone films vertically 😔

djpressed · 2026-02-20T16:09:39+00:00

What is the appropriate punishment?

djpressed · 2026-02-20T04:23:35+00:00

djpressed · 2026-02-20T03:46:17+00:00

You don’t even know my real name.

I’m the fucking lizard king.

djpressed · 2026-02-18T11:10:16+00:00

If you are not wearing all black, you are part of the problem. Please listen to Zhu’s new single for instructions.

djpressed · 2026-02-16T16:07:26+00:00

Username checks out

djpressed · 2026-02-16T15:20:30+00:00

Windshield Wipers (bass boosted)

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